Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


-t - Aug 24, 2005 8:23:44 am PDT #3509 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Has Starbuck joined Scully in the "Who's Got My Ovaries?" club?

I'm assuming that the Cylons with the breeding program would have snagged some eggs while she was unconcious. And there may have been a mysterious scar that wasn't gunshot wound related, my memory is unreliable on that point.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 8:25:25 am PDT #3510 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And there may have been a mysterious scar that wasn't gunshot wound related, my memory is unreliable on that point.

Yes.

I suppose that could be all sorts of things. A Cylon tracking device?


Nutty - Aug 24, 2005 8:28:33 am PDT #3511 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think we need a new, exciting alien race that is interested in collecting testicles. What do you say? 50% of the audience is terrified of them already -- how can we go wrong??


Betsy HP - Aug 24, 2005 8:29:22 am PDT #3512 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'm not terrified; no testicle has ever hurt me.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 8:30:04 am PDT #3513 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What would they be called? The Neuterians? The Neuteroids?


Betsy HP - Aug 24, 2005 8:32:27 am PDT #3514 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The Vets.


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2005 8:35:03 am PDT #3515 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So you could always tell when the Vets had hit an area, as all the men would have funnel-heads.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 24, 2005 9:31:50 am PDT #3516 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That reminds me of something I always wondered about Species. Since Natasha Henstrige's character was black widowing all the guys she was with regardless, why was she so dependent on being fertilized in the normal human way? Millions of sperm cells would have been alive and viable in her victims' bodies for hours after she gave them the H.R. Giger French kiss.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2005 9:54:25 am PDT #3517 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That reminds me of something I always wondered about Species. Since Natasha Henstrige's character was black widowing all the guys she was with regardless, why was she so dependent on being fertilized in the normal human way? Millions of sperm cells would have been alive and viable in her victims' bodies for hours after she gave them the H.R. Giger French kiss.

The only thing I ever wondered about SPECIES was why the creators didn't the do the most obvious and interesting thing and make the NH character the most (or even a) sympathetic character. I concluded that would have required actually using some creative energy instead of just stringing cliches together, and they couldn't be bothered.


Vortex - Aug 24, 2005 10:24:53 am PDT #3518 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Depends on your definition of "snog"--there was a male/male kiss in Doctor Who a few months beforehand.

There must be tongue for a snog, IMNSHO.