Joyce: And what did you do tonight? Dawn: Irritated Giles. I'm beginning to get why Buffy likes it so much.

'Get It Done'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


askye - Aug 23, 2005 8:15:25 am PDT #3463 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Someone's written strip poker fic. Except it was Ford/Sheppard. They got tapped for some kind of guard duty and omigod!!! Shep was so hoping Liz wouldn't pick Aiden to help him, cuz omigod! Aiden is teh hawt and Shep's jsut going to embarass himself all over Aiden.

So they go off to gaurd something. But it's so boring. What to do? Shep's all caught up in the hottitude of Aiden. And then he (Aiden) recommends poker. STRIP POKER!!!! Shep almost falls out right there, 'cuz he'll get to see Aiden's boyparts. Except, then he's worried that Aiden will see how bad Shep wants him and that wouldn't be wrong! But maybe, just maybe Aiden wants him too.

They play and Shep loses and gets nervous, because, really, he's a 13 yr old girl inside. But then Aiden says that he wants Shep and Shep can't quite believe it because that's Aiden! Who is so perfect and makes John feel young again, and not so old and worn down. But Aiden reassures him and one of them jumps hte other or it's a mutual jumping and it ends right at the sex part (thank god).

You can look up the story. It's called a Dream Defered and uses the line from Langston Hughes to preface the story.


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 8:35:28 am PDT #3464 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It's called a Dream Defered and uses the line from Langston Hughes to preface the story.

Okay, it wasn't truly funny until you got to this part.


arby - Aug 23, 2005 8:38:18 am PDT #3465 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

You're welcome! I transcribed it for my post at the_gay_chip so I could talk about HOW INCREDIBLY SLASHY it was.

Also, may I recommend zero point snark for snarky, slashy recaps. Although one of the recappers seems to be under the delusion that there's some ShepWeir going on, otherwise they're keeping up the fine TWOP tradition.


askye - Aug 23, 2005 8:39:11 am PDT #3466 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I suck at amusing re tellings. Unfortunatly I'm not a witty person.


Nutty - Aug 23, 2005 8:43:23 am PDT #3467 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

No, I mean, it was funny, with the "Hi! I look like a 40 year old man, but am actually 13 inside. I'm painting my toenails pink right now, AIFG!" and all -- very familiar --, but you definitely saved the punchline for last.

Inappropriate quotation/reference of serious artwork, in service to the idiotic brand of fanfic, is more fun than you can shake T. S. Eliot at.

(Quotation of serious artwork in service to the excessive, annoying and overbearing brand of fanfic is just lame, but Langston Hughes and strip poker? Wack genius!)


arby - Aug 23, 2005 8:44:13 am PDT #3468 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

Aw. Poor askye *pets*

Also, I have a story in progress over on Wraithbait. This is the first fanfic that I've ever gotten further along than a page or two, so me happy.


askye - Aug 23, 2005 8:56:09 am PDT #3469 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Okay.


Katie M - Aug 23, 2005 10:02:25 am PDT #3470 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Do you think the writers know what they're doing? Or is the same cluelessness about how to write women's roles also manifesting as them being completely oblivious to the Mckay/Sheppard subtext? I wouldn't have thought it possible to achieve near-Angel levels of UST without the writers intentionally aiming for it, but all the interviews seem to concentrate on "Duet" and the faux slash between Beckett and Cadman in Mckay's body.

They know. They must; God knows they've heard about Jack/Daniel for long enough, so I'm pretty sure they knew the reaction they'd get here. I'd rather doubt that it's intended the way some of the Angel stuff was--I mean, I don't think they're sitting around saying "how can we gay this up a little and make the slashers happy?"--but I very much doubt they're surprised.


Theodosia - Aug 23, 2005 10:33:54 am PDT #3471 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

t cheers on both arby and askye


Dana - Aug 23, 2005 11:12:24 am PDT #3472 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I have nothing to say about Atlantis that hasn't already been said, really. Although they managed to out-gay the previous two episodes, which had a) an actual same-sex kiss, and b) the whole team in bondage.

Fay, I checked with people this weekend, and we all agree that Quantum Leap never had a guy/guy kiss.