Babe, I *totally* thought of that whole thing! Bwahahaha!
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
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Aims - Aug 01, 2007 7:59:48 am PDT #9187 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Connie Neil - Aug 01, 2007 8:00:53 am PDT #9188 of 10001
brillig
And they're always so damned *proud* of themselves when they cheat their way to something. "Look at me! I weasled my way out of a $2 charge by being a jerk and giving some poor working stiff grief!"
SailAweigh - Aug 01, 2007 8:02:24 am PDT #9189 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I feel sorry for the waitpeople who get stuck with shitty customers. But, I gotta say, there's a lot of shitty waitpeople out there, too. The last time I went for lunch at Applebee's I walked out of the place after 10 minutes. In which, no one brought even water to the table or came by to see what I wanted to drink, much less order. As I walked out the door, there were two waitresses standing at the hostess podium who said "have a nice day" as I walked out. Talking about wanting to choke a bitch, or two.
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 8:06:58 am PDT #9190 of 10001
I can do this all day
Yeah, shit's like the Pirate Ride. Eventually it rolls either way.
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 8:08:40 am PDT #9191 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I had a waitress at IHOP ask me if I was sure my husband was coming after she had to wait a few minutes to take our order while he was getting me a newspaper.
erikaj - Aug 01, 2007 10:43:11 am PDT #9192 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Just had to take a second to brag: My story "The Miracle of Public Tranit" has been nominated for The Best Of The Net Anthology 2007.Oh, and DJ, that waitress deserved this: (sniff) No, and after I promised I'd go to couneling and everything!
Susan W. - Aug 01, 2007 10:43:29 am PDT #9193 of 10001
The wide universe is the ocean I travel, and the earth is my blue boat home
Congratulations, erika!
Miracleman - Aug 01, 2007 10:44:16 am PDT #9194 of 10001
I can do this all day
Awesomeness, erika!
Daisy Jane - Aug 01, 2007 10:45:14 am PDT #9195 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yay erika!
erikaj - Aug 01, 2007 10:46:35 am PDT #9196 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Actually, I don't know that one, but it sounds like a big compliment, right? Yeah.