Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you'reā€¦cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


DebetEsse - Dec 13, 2006 10:08:40 am PST #8725 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Did you do any writing or non-acting stuff for any comedy group? That would probably be worth putting on there.


Miracleman - Dec 13, 2006 10:12:22 am PST #8726 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, there's a good call! Okay, now I'm getting some ideas.

Can I put You'll All Pay on there as well, do you guys think?

Also, how does one format a writing resume?


Amy - Dec 13, 2006 10:29:55 am PST #8727 of 10001
Because books.

Yeah, definitely put You'll All Pay on. And I would format it like any other resume.


Volans - Dec 13, 2006 10:32:29 am PST #8728 of 10001
move out and draw fire

What about the G4 thing?


Miracleman - Dec 13, 2006 10:37:47 am PST #8729 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What about the G4 thing?

Yeah, I can put down the appearance on Filter.

The actual writing for G4 did not so much happen, though. Pity.


Liese S. - Dec 13, 2006 1:27:18 pm PST #8730 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

The Biscuit

All life is woe.

He is gone from this house and from this earth. He will never return. Lo, these many nights, his bed is empty.

Poor thing, she knows not her fate of solitude. I must bring her a stuffed animal to cheer her up.

Of course, this means I can now sleep on the couch. And she still has access to the food, although who knows how long it will hold out.

O joy! Joy of all joy! This is the best of all possible days! He has come home! I wonder if he brought me a treat?


Connie Neil - Dec 13, 2006 1:47:36 pm PST #8731 of 10001
brillig

Poor abandoned critters, so happy to see us.


victor infante - Dec 14, 2006 4:41:06 pm PST #8732 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

At long last, my response to John Barr's essay, American Poetry in the New Century is up at on my GotPoetry.com column, How To Succeed As A Failing Writer:

Serving Neither Master: Notes Toward A New Poetry.

Enjoy!


sarameg - Dec 14, 2006 5:03:16 pm PST #8733 of 10001

Hi!

Shiny!

Give me!

Ooooh, pretty bird!

Hi!

Shiny!

Gimme! Gimme!

Wow, he's, um, friendly.

Hi!

Shiny!

Uh, I'd better move back.

Hi!

Shiny fucker! Gimme!

t thwack! thwack!

Mooooooommmmm!

Hi!

Shiny!

The life of a Raven in a sanctuary zoo.


Allyson - Dec 14, 2006 6:53:35 pm PST #8734 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay. That was hilarious.

Also, I dont know if this goes in Press, since I'm xposting like a muthafucka.

Um. Excuse me while I xpost this...

Apparently, my book is available for preorder at Walmart and Books-a-million.

Which is odd, because I'm still editing it.

Um. I wrote a book. And it's for sale. At Walmart.

I need to go have a heart attack.