Challenge #124 (maps) is now closed.
In honor of the divine Erika, the Phoenix board, and, well, me and all the other cool September babies, Challenge #125 is birthday celebrations .
'Shindig'
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Challenge #124 (maps) is now closed.
In honor of the divine Erika, the Phoenix board, and, well, me and all the other cool September babies, Challenge #125 is birthday celebrations .
Victor, some evidence that I've read your column
Bear in mind I'm not quite a poet, though.
For Victor...
I’m an asshole because when I look good in my leather jacket,
I rarely think about the cows...it’s that special for the plain girl to feel hot.
I’m an asshole every time I flip past Olbermann for something dumb on Nick at Nite I’ve even seen before, and then I use my insomnia as an excuse: Think too much and I might never sleep again, I weakly apologize, than mainline laugh tracks like a buffoon.
I’m an asshole every time I make fun of the well-intentioned granola women I know, spirit names and all, especially since I’m respectful to their faces.(Their clean, no-makeup-wearing, 1970-hair-having faces)
I’m an asshole every time I look through my crowd for somebody “worse off” than I.
There are thousands of ways not to be a hero every day...these are mine.
Huh. For some reason, the birthday topic doesn't seem to be sparking.
I have one, but it's well beyond depressing, and since I am not, at this precise moment in time, particularly depressed, I don't want to remember what I did on someone else's birthday on 24 February, 1976.
I know. We could change it to cake.
People like cake, right?
Cake or death?
Exactly!
thinks
uhhhhh..Cake!
.....so my choice is, or death...?
Cake or death?
That would depend upon whose death? Cause I have a little list...
He's a screaming three and a half year old. We dart after him, delighted. Turtles eating strawberries are new discoveries, seen through older new eyes, taking up hours. Simple toys made 60 years before him gain a new gloss. We are attacked with water and actually like it, just revelling in the bubble of uncontrolled laughter and triumph.
It's my birthday, and everyone has forgotten it. And I don't care.