Oh, Teppy, I just got SUCH an evil visual from that sentence.
Oh, here it comes again.....GAH!
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Oh, Teppy, I just got SUCH an evil visual from that sentence.
Oh, here it comes again.....GAH!
Hee, money is a motivator? Baby, what about the sanctity of your ART? You are so shallow.
Not shallow.
Greedy.
Maybe we should just write haikus...
I *do* have one hell of a stern glare.
What I already said, about the whuppin' stick...
offers SJ an additional 96 words
You can write my dialogue anytime.
Bring on the big stick
Something I have heard before
Beat me, greedy wench
Lady, drop your drawers;
you have earned the Muse's wrath
but I'll smack instead.
Wrath, shmath. I laugh - HA!
I fear not the beating stick.
Bring it on, bitca.
Sassy infant struts
bring your armoured knickers, brat
when next we cross paths.
O, the hollow threats
Fly 2000 miles, and then
Bring on the (yawn) rage.
Oh, Teppy, I just got SUCH an evil visual from that sentence.
I've been told my Stern Glare(TM) can bring mortal men to their knees.
My glare is mighty
over top of my glasses
it will make you yield.
Tep's Mighty Stern Glare
Brings all the boys to the yard.
She could teach you, but she'd have to charge...
Ok, I fucked up the syllables on haiku. Who's gonna beat me NOW?