Oh, I agree about the Ferragamos. I adore some of them, but it very much depends on the style. They tend to run hyper-narrow and anyway, they're now forever tainted for me because I associate them with Condi Rice, and Hurrican Katrina.

I'm just trying to imagine the level of idiocy it would require to try and drive an Escalade in four inch thong jeweled dinner sandals, and I'm failing miserably.

Tep, I love you with a barely speakable passion. That drabble rocked the house.

AmyLiz, woot woot. Those were splendiferous.

Gus! You exchanging-typing-for-currency fiend, you! Many congratulations; couldn't have happened to a nicer were-monkey.

Beverly, you do things to the back of my brain that should only be done in Elizabethan English.

Hi, 'Suela. Miss you, lots. Hope things are good in your life.

Thanks for liking the Gretzky line, folks; I wasn't sure if the tone made it across.

If I forgot anyone, just swat me. My brain's a sieve, these days.

Gus! Congratulations, that's wonderful!

I can't swat you...you'd take too much pleasure in it.(well, not as chastisement) Gus, bunk, that is so totally fucking great. I still have to be giving out quarters in tribute still.

Psst, Jilli, you're next...

If I rub against y'all, is that a party or a luck gesture?

If I rub against y'all, is that a party or a luck gesture?

Can't it be both?

Psst, Jilli, you're next...

Goodness, I hope so. Now I just need to carve out the time to write the sample chapters ...

If I rub against y'all, is that a party or a luck gesture?

So, should I sprinkle you with glitter at the f2f?

Woo Hoo Gus! Deborah - took your advice.

True enough. Yeah, fairy Gothmother magic might turn my whole life around....yes, glitter me.