My hours are less valuable than DG's.
Only if they're actually paying me, Gus.
And I'm actually in the mailbox-haunting stage with Consuela - still hoping Restless is chosen for that anthology.
'Out Of Gas'
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My hours are less valuable than DG's.
Only if they're actually paying me, Gus.
And I'm actually in the mailbox-haunting stage with Consuela - still hoping Restless is chosen for that anthology.
O, my luscious Buffistas, awaiting mailboxes is for the infirm of heart.
Mail the thing.
Imagine even more. This is the way.
Or it could be. Or not. Crap! I really suck at this Yoda shit.
Crap! I really suck at this Yoda shit.
muHA!
"Step away from the email notification, young Jedi..."
I just sent my Kinkaid WIP reading list new stuff. Second part of chapter two. Must eat dinner now...
I mean, haunting waiting for them to send me a check or the damned thing back, Gus. It was mailed this morning.
And bless Betsy for the machete and Micole for the encouragement.
I mean, ... waiting for them to send me a check or the damned thing back...It was mailed this morning.
Just thought you might want see that again, for a reality check, 'Suela.
I am looking now at a page of my galley.
From the first line to the last, there is no sense. It is all guttural noises and punctuation.
Gus, that may be a signal that you need to put it away for the night.
Seriously. My own "ok, back up and away honey, do it NOW" signal is when I find I'm answering a perfectly reasonable copy-editor query by typing in "(rolls eyes FOREVER)" or "I don't CARE what the transitive form is, damn it!"
Hearing the beat that DG is laying out, in a big way.
Reading your own stuff is hard enough.
It was suggested to me, elsewhere, that every writer not only needs a "stet" stamp: s/he needs a "FOaD!" Stamp.
As in, "fuck off and die".
I'd actually love one of those, so I could stamp it all over my tax returns.
Although one of the things this particular copy-editor got completely wrong was not realising that "woad" - as in, source of blue dyes - was the word I had not only typed, but meant to type. He tried changing it to "wood" and then asked me to check my sources, as one cannot get blue dye from wood.
I would have liked a stamp that said "W-O-A-D. F-O-A-D."
OK, I'm sorry that you have to deal with the inanity, deb, but that's really funny.