X-posted with Natter:

I just submitted this to Reader's Digest for "All In A Day's Work":

I work for a building management company and I process all of the utility bills for our retail stores. One in particular kept giving me grief because each month, the bill was significantly less than the month prior. I called the utility company to ask if we could have a new meter read and they asked what the name of the store was. I looked down at all of my bills – Weight Watchers.

That's awesome, Aimee -- what's the prize now?

$300.

*shrug* It's true and it's funny. I should get it.

Hell, RD should Buffdive on a monthly basis and put the cash toward our F2F's and server maintenance!

Dude, three hundred dollars?!?! I'm totally writing down funny shit from now on.

And you should totally get it.

Drabble: two people running

You always loved running. Noise-canceling headphones over your ears, iPod clipped to your shorts, you'd lose yourself in the miles. Your stress spooled out like cable on the treadmill: breath, breath, breath. Your face shone with the pure sweat of the diligent.

Music wasn't enough for me to ignore the tedium, the loss of breath. I counted the steps, watched the clock. Wanted it over. Ran as little as possible.

Funny, isn't it. My feet took me so much further than I'd ever intended to go, and you're still running in place.

Oh, wow, Kristin. That's a good one.

Thanks Sail. In a more coherent state, I fixed the last line.

Oh, yes. That change made a big difference. I still like it, but better!

Topic? I ran across one in my endless surfing..."The last thing you touched," Which could be a dog if everyone writes about her/his mouse, but I suppose you wouldn't have to take "thing" or "touched" literally.