It will be a detective story...defective detective style, doubtless not to sell for lack of serial killers, miraculous recoveries, or twenty-two year-old nubile Quantico graduates with sapphire eyes.She does have a rather troubled past, so that might help, as might being patterned slightly after Ms. BNF herself, our Allyson. Because I got some grief one day, and punked out on it and afterward, I thought, "if I were like Allyson, I bet nobody would have said that. Not twice, anyway." So that's her name. Bet y'all didn't know Mary Sue is a profiler.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
'Lessons'
The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 1:59:26 pm PDT #3147 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 2:22:10 pm PDT #3148 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Go, erikaj.
I can not say anything about The Inside, because it will further damage my Buffistas Q-Rating. I do think we need a female investigator that Columbo would not date.
erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 2:40:38 pm PDT #3149 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
If it's "Dude! Rebecca's fucking twelve! wrod,(and quit bugging my house...it's completely an illegal tap, you feel me?) And as for your rating, I got your back, bunk. At her age, in law enforcement, she should be probably still giving tickets to jerkoffs who make sucking sounds as she walks to her motorbike.
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 2:49:25 pm PDT #3150 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
she should be probably still giving tickets to jerkoffs who make sucking sounds as she walks to her motorbike
Bunk, you are swinging words here like Jack Kerouac on an acid overload. All real, all the time.
erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 4:13:43 pm PDT #3151 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Would you think I was fucked up if I said that was one of my prettiest compliments ever? I think maybe. But it's true. At least you didn't bend me over a patrol car, I guess.
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 4:24:39 pm PDT #3152 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Would you think I was fucked up if I said that was one of my prettiest compliments ever?
It was not intended as an insult.
at least you didn't bend me over a patrol car...
Unfair imagery.
erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 7:05:10 pm PDT #3153 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
A lot of women might find it less than complimentary. But I'm callous and strange. Making me giggle is going to screw up my enigmatic, noirish blonde thing, though.(Not as much as my running my mouth) "Unfair imagery..." (shut up! Blush.) No, please don't.
Gus - Jul 15, 2005 7:26:06 pm PDT #3154 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
If I wanted to compliment a lot of women, I would find another place to do it. For instance, a place where women are more easily complimented.
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Ok, I am coming up blank on where women are easily complimented.
Natter?
Topic!Cindy - Jul 16, 2005 3:13:55 am PDT #3155 of 10001
What is even happening?
Allyson, make other people write your bio. In fact, use the one Cindy wrote, because it is brilliant. And congrats on the agent contacting you!You know, I wrote it for grins Allyson, but it is yours to do with what you like.
Cindy, the next time I have to supply a bio for anything, I'm going to beg you to write it for me, okay?After a compliment like that, Jilli? You bet your pointy little boots.
Lyra Jane - Jul 16, 2005 4:55:23 am PDT #3156 of 10001
Up with the sun