Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:05:08 pm PST #306 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Steph L. - Feb 28, 2005 6:06:34 pm PST #307 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

She came out with raven curls to her shoulders. If she hadn't been that bizarre colour, she'd have been gorgeous.

I don't doubt it.

I was a freaky little round-headed baby, and I didn't cry when I came out, which made Mom think I was stillborn.

I am in all ways totally different from newborn!me. Blonde, blue-eyed, china-doll complexion, and rather too chatty for my own good. Heh.


Pix - Feb 28, 2005 6:07:17 pm PST #308 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ita, that's stunning.

ETA: In relation to the Tep/Deb conversation, I was a blue-eyed brunette when I was born.


deborah grabien - Feb 28, 2005 6:12:01 pm PST #309 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

like the dusty children in bright strange prints that people her books.

That? Is a gorgeous, gorgeous line.


deborah grabien - Feb 28, 2005 6:23:08 pm PST #310 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I didn't cry when I came out, which made Mom think I was stillborn.

Jo didn't cry either. She came out with hiccoughs.

Which still floors me. How the hell can you have hiccoughs, when you haven't eaten anything, like, well, EVER?


JoeCrow - Feb 28, 2005 6:33:22 pm PST #311 of 10001
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

Also with the "Dang, ita, that was good."

And on the freaky coloration shift tip, my beloved wife is half Armenian, with attendant Mediterranean coloring, olive skin, dark brown eyes and thick curly dark hair. Until she hit puberty, she had straight reddish auburn hair , light brown eyes and pale skin. The resulting difference between her childhood pictures and her current appearance has led to my occasionally suggesting that all her childhood memories are actually implants and that that's some other kid in those pictures.

Oddly, she seems reluctant to embrace this possibility.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:41:48 pm PST #312 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was an ugly baby, sufficiently so that when the curse broke, I thought that the tolerable pictures were of some other kid.

My sister, obviously, was unutterably gorgeous.


Lyra Jane - Feb 28, 2005 6:48:14 pm PST #313 of 10001
Up with the sun

I like the bow on wee ita.

My mom says I was a pretty baby, but obviously she's biased. To me the pics look like every other newborn, like, ever. I had dark blue eyes and blondish hair, though not enough to talk about.


Strix - Feb 28, 2005 6:49:53 pm PST #314 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I don't think you're an ugly child, ita -- just kinda pissed off at the coiffure, you know.

And you do have that "I must kick you ass" look in your wee baby eyes already.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 6:49:56 pm PST #315 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mom says I was a pretty baby, but obviously she's biased.

I'm not sure if my mother ever called my sister cute. Me, she called Mao Tse Tung. As a result, I might have been the youngest westerner to attempt to read the Little Red Book.