Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

Dawn ,'Sleeper'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


deborah grabien - Apr 28, 2005 12:53:18 pm PDT #1521 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

WOOT! Got it, erika. I know the major thing I'm doing this weekend.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 1:00:32 pm PDT #1522 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Connie, you know, I thought about losing those last two lines, but decided that if she didn't say it out loud, she didn't get a boyfriend (since it was her journey to admit). And I really wanted her to get him. Such is the internal life of people limited to 100 characters.

Thanks, you guys, for the compliments.

Here's another:

Still Waters

"You did? Really?"
"Honest to god."
"You weren't backed up against a dryer, or anything?"
"Nothing. I swear. Just kissing."
"Dude. Where were his hands? I mean..."
"Just kissing! His hands were on my face, in my hair, on my back. No further than first base."
"I didn't know that happened in real life!"
"Trust me. It's not some porn urban legend."
"So ... you gonna see him again?"
"What do you think?"
"Well, I was just wondering if I could try kissing him."
"Get your own, girlie."
"How? It's not like you can tell by looking."


deborah grabien - Apr 28, 2005 1:10:17 pm PDT #1523 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

HA! Love that, ita.

But fix a typo, please? "real ife"?


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 1:11:17 pm PDT #1524 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oops -- thanks!


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 1:15:38 pm PDT #1525 of 10001
brillig

"porn urban legend," hee.


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 1:44:20 pm PDT #1526 of 10001
brillig

drabble

Young, handsome, unmarried preacher. The girls of the district perked up and went into hunt mode. You could get hurt in the bathroom before youth meetings with all the primping going on. They sighed when Rev. David played piano, asked earnest questions about the sermons, and volunteered for committees.

The whispers were amazed and disbelieving when news went out that he and I had disappeared from the annual zoo trip to eat pizza and play pinball in his old neighborhood.

It's always the quiet ones.


erikaj - Apr 28, 2005 1:54:08 pm PDT #1527 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Very good drabbles ita and connie. Funny!


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 1:57:55 pm PDT #1528 of 10001
brillig

The Sunday I was home from college and he kissed my cheek in front of the entire congregation was an occasion for an audible gasp to go through the church. I think some of the girls contemplated taking out a contract on me. He got transferred to another district, though, so that ended that.


erikaj - Apr 28, 2005 2:14:47 pm PDT #1529 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Wow, Reverend Hottie. Filled them with the spirit, did he?


Susan W. - Apr 28, 2005 2:16:02 pm PDT #1530 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Ah yes, the young, single pastor/youth pastor/music director. Nothing like someone who can simultaneously fuel a young church girl's dreams of both holiness and hot sex.