Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

Angel ,'Shells'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


deborah grabien - Apr 25, 2005 7:54:23 am PDT #1348 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Well, lord knows, this one is fresh from the Hall of Fame presses.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 7:56:18 am PDT #1349 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Stupid parking ticket.

Stupid Parking Enforcement guy.

If he would have looked 4 inches to the left, he would have seen the temp registration. Good lord, I just bought the car 2 weeks ago. Not my fault the DMV sucks a giant ass.

Ok, calmer now. Looking for phone number; going to contest this. Piece of shit parking guy.

There’s the number. Press one for English. Press 3 for “Contest a ticket”. Press “O” for an operator.

"We’re sorry – our offices are closed. Please call back tomorrow. Goodbye."

Fuckers


deborah grabien - Apr 25, 2005 8:07:09 am PDT #1350 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(giggling at Aimee's)


Allyson - Apr 25, 2005 8:12:20 am PDT #1351 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm looking for some editing/proofing help. I can't pay a whole lot, but we can talk about what seems fair to both of us. I'd bake you cookies as well, so at least you have something nummy to eat while proofing.

Profile addie is good.


Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 8:13:39 am PDT #1352 of 10001
brillig

As the twig is bent, so will it grow

Mother glares at me. "I taught you better than this."

Definitions of "better" differ. I stay silent.

She looks at the birth control pills she found in my dresser drawer. "I want you to stop this."

"You'd rather I was pregnant?"

"I didn't teach you to act like this!"

"Taking responsibility for my own actions? Yes, Mother, you did."


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 8:26:47 am PDT #1353 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

She would lose it, for no reason at all. The last time was over a pair of pants. Screaming, swearing, cursing, accusing, hitting. She could be the very definition of irrational. “Fucking psycho! You are insane.” I screamed back at her.

And then, I lost it. Searing pain in my head. Hormones running. Medication doing the opposite of what it was supposed to do. I was the very definition of irrational. Screaming, swearing, cursing, accusing. “Insane. You. Are. Insane.” Screaming back at me.

I raised my hand.

And became my mother.


Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 8:34:25 am PDT #1354 of 10001
brillig

They want us to be like them then are horrified when we are.


deborah grabien - Apr 25, 2005 8:35:06 am PDT #1355 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I see a trend forming here....

Allyson, check your profile email. Insent.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 8:35:11 am PDT #1356 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Have to admit, when that happened, I was just as horrified.


Connie Neil - Apr 25, 2005 8:44:58 am PDT #1357 of 10001
brillig

I'm consciously trying to find the least angsty interpretations of things, because I'm tired of my own angst.

Hmmm

Happy as a pig in mud

Spring. Plowed field. My little legs can't quite clear the puddles, and I know I'm going to get yelled at for my dirty shoes.

Long-legged Linda nudges me just right and I go down. I stare at her, horrified and betrayed.

"It's just dirt," she grins. (Ten years from now dirt will be anathema.)

I blink, she gives me her hand, I tug.

Mother yells at us both, but she's snickering as she gets the camera before she gets the hose.