Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


The Great Write Way, Chapter Two: Twice upon a time...  

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


Gus - Apr 21, 2005 10:33:29 pm PDT #1262 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

... the male body was limited by nature in the orgasm world, in terms of quantity. I truly always thought it was just, I don't know, sloth. Partly because a cousin of mine was a girlfriend of Charles Manson's...

t wears "Less Orgasmic Than Chas. Manson" shirt with pride.


Ginger - Apr 22, 2005 4:17:30 am PDT #1263 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

As long as you can wear the "More sane than Manson" t-shirt, it's all golden.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 6:08:31 am PDT #1264 of 10001
What is even happening?

Is five times in 24 hours too much for most men?


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2005 6:17:28 am PDT #1265 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Is five times in 24 hours too much for most men?

I'm thinking yeah, for men over a certain age. (Say, 22.)


Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 6:23:00 am PDT #1266 of 10001
What is even happening?

Huh.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 6:52:29 am PDT #1267 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I know a guy who's five times in less than five hours. Which, I contend, isn't really a plus. Of course, since I don't lnow this from personal experience, it's a little distracting at times when it pops into my brain.


deborah grabien - Apr 22, 2005 7:20:34 am PDT #1268 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Heh. Threadkiller, what Ginger said. "Not Manson! Not Manson!" would also be a goodie.

My whole thing was, "You can't do that twenty times in twenty minutes? Why not? Oh - you have to recharge, like a battery, or something. Damn. Who knew?" My brain is peculiar sometimes, to say the least.


Connie Neil - Apr 22, 2005 12:24:34 pm PDT #1269 of 10001
brillig

a late Discovery

4 AM. Neighbor's car wakes me.

Bladder: "Since you're awake . . ."

Crawl out of bed carefully, not to wake that guy next to me that I'm still getting used to.

Stumble down hall, no lights. If we wake up further, we'll stay awake.

Bathroom, can find my way in the dark, turn around, bend knees.

Keep going. Catch myself, but not before my butt gets wet.

I'm awake now.

Living with a guy is different.


Liese S. - Apr 22, 2005 1:08:03 pm PDT #1270 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee.


ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 1:09:02 pm PDT #1271 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hah! that's great connie!