You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


lisah - Feb 14, 2005 10:28:09 am PST #982 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

That's because you live in the City of The Broken Hearted. Duh! It's all hopeless, anyway.

Hah! That makes me both laugh AND cry!

It's not your stupid brain.

I blame my brain because I KNOW about the evil Hallmark dudes and what they're up to but I still get sad about being ALONE FOREVER!


lisah - Feb 14, 2005 10:31:56 am PST #983 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

VW I love that you are setting a specific goal and rewarding yourself with an IPOD if you reach it! I'm rooting hard for you!!! And also trying to figure out what hard but attainable goal I can set for myself that would warrant me getting an IPOD as a reward. hmmmm....maybe successfully creating a budget and following it for a couple of months. Very hard for me.


brenda m - Feb 14, 2005 10:32:18 am PST #984 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The best response to have when asked why you didn't bring a date to a wedding or something is, "Oh, he's just for fun, he's not worthy of the event."

Yeah, I'm pretty much over giving a shit or feeling awkward about it now, but in my early 20s it was pretty painful.


vw bug - Feb 14, 2005 10:47:20 am PST #985 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

VW I love that you are setting a specific goal and rewarding yourself with an IPOD if you reach it! I'm rooting hard for you!!! And also trying to figure out what hard but attainable goal I can set for myself that would warrant me getting an IPOD as a reward. hmmmm....maybe successfully creating a budget and following it for a couple of months. Very hard for me.

I think that sounds fabulous! I think everyone should reward themselves with iPods. It's my new thing. I wish I could fund it for everyone.


§ ita § - Feb 14, 2005 10:49:16 am PST #986 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita announced it earlier.

No, I didn't.


Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2005 10:49:22 am PST #987 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cashmere:

Amy Parker wanted me to tell you that she's sorry that your Mother had surgery today too. She wonders which is more ironic, heart or uterine surgery on Valentine's Day.


lisah - Feb 14, 2005 10:49:54 am PST #988 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I think everyone should reward themselves with iPods.

I'm realizing that I'll probably have to reward myself with a new computer at home before the iPod reward can happen. hmmm...what other task can I set myself to? (er...aside from the saving money to actually buy these rewards task)


erikaj - Feb 14, 2005 10:56:10 am PST #989 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Lisah, then you'll appreciate what I mean when I say I almost did something that was totally Munch-taking-up-a-whole-page-in-Helen's-yearbook(Not that I found that relatable at all, nuh uh. But I'm thirty-one, not sixteen, so I stopped myself.) Ah, well, one less thing to feel pangs about as he lies beaten bloody in a parking garage. Gee, attitude really does help...I was wrong to doubt!


Topic!Cindy - Feb 14, 2005 11:07:44 am PST #990 of 10001
What is even happening?

Amy Parker wanted me to tell you that she's sorry that your Mother had surgery today too. She wonders which is more ironic, heart or uterine surgery on Valentine's Day.
Oh, yeah. An irony-off.

Trudy, please give amyp my best. Her sister is in my thoughts and prayers. Is this the sister she told us about, that has cancer? I remember her putting something in beep me, a long time ago. It seems to me that her family didn't tell her (Amy) at first.


Connie Neil - Feb 14, 2005 11:10:51 am PST #991 of 10001
brillig

It seems to me that her family didn't tell her (Amy) at first.

It was one of those "Well, what could you do about it, way out there in Utah?" things. I believe they have learned their lesson.