Like, healing~ma for poor Emmet.
On Iron Hymen:
4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.
It was the only place I could find the word penis, and may I say, that I love the context.
Good morning, Bitches.
I hate the new layout of Yahoo!Groups. It's very hard to read.
That is all.
OMG, When I read that paragraph Kristin quoted, I snorted really hard.
Hec, I am too fascinated by Johnny Angel and his column...maybe I was a *criminal* in a former life.(I still think I have to pay back too much, karmically. It's not like I was Eva Braun or nothin', I'm pretty sure. If I did go to the dark side, "Gee, I'm blonde and helpless," would probably work out pretty much sad to say.)
Woke up. I didn't get to sleep till about 6:30 this morning because first my neighbor was having late party at about 4 a.m. No big, cause I was finishin up my book. BUT, as I turned the light off, some neighbor in ANOTHER building started their party...at about 5 a.m.
The music was so loud it was like a block party going on outside my window.
It was so fucking annoying, but since I don't live in their building, I coulnd't go pound on the aprtment door and tell them it turn it the fuck down.
Grrrr.
Heh. Ah, the life of an itinerant drag king and femme girl...I just got a call from a friend who was like "uh, so whatcha doing?". "Are you going out tonight?". "Are you going as a boy?". Finally her girlfriend gets on the phone and says "Sorry she's all beating around the bush--she wants you to be a ho tonight, is that ok?". Hee!
I had a dream that you and I did that together, Meara. A show, not the ho thing.
Hec, I am too fascinated by Johnny Angel and his column...maybe I was a *criminal* in a former life.
Me too then, because I think those columns are absolutely fascinating. Nuts and bolts of crime. I love that inside stuff in most industries though. Even just in my narrow slice of HR in a law firm I like understanding how the partnership and compensation processes work.
God, I could keep that Fixer busy for a long time, probably. Just looking threatening for me. If I wasn't such a citizen, that is.
Help! I need to think of a name for my iPod. There is reasoning behind this (even though I'm not going to buy it till the end of the semester).
So, whatcha think? What's a good iPod name?