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Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Feb 14, 2005 8:05:20 am PST #949 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

::skipping::

A tardy, but sincere, thank you to all my Bitches for the birthday wishes!

Continued heart~ma for your mom, Cash.

~ma, hair pats and glitter to the anyone who needs or wants them.

::goes back to reading the previous 500 messages::


DavidS - Feb 14, 2005 8:16:18 am PST #950 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Maria! Happy belated birthday. Hope you have a super-schmoopy Valentine's Day with your DF.


ChiKat - Feb 14, 2005 8:22:50 am PST #951 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

~ma to Cashmere's mom and brenda's dad. And, yay that Cash's mom is doing okay!

Happy Anniversary, Deena & Greg!!

Happy Valentine's Day, Bitches!

I became an aunt again!. My nephew, Josh, was born Friday. 7 lbs. 19 inches.


Maria - Feb 14, 2005 8:23:18 am PST #952 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Hec! Thank you! No super-schmoop for us, but I think he's planning on taking me to dinner. I just got an email requesting that my ass be home no later than 7 pm.

brenda, knee~ma for your dad. He can have all of what I bogarted for my father.

beathen, I friended you on LJ (mfnlaw).

ION, do not open packages from the IRS. They bring nothing but grief and heartache. The audit~ma didn't work. The zombies are telling me that I owe the gubmint a tad bit over $6000. Screw them. I'm appealing.

ETA: Congratulations, Auntie ChiKat!


Nora Deirdre - Feb 14, 2005 8:40:41 am PST #953 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

hooray for aunthood! boo for IRS.


beathen - Feb 14, 2005 8:41:16 am PST #954 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

beathen, I friended you on LJ (mfnlaw)

Cool. I got you back.

Happy Valentine's Day Bitches!

Happy Anniversary Deena & Greg!


sumi - Feb 14, 2005 8:45:53 am PST #955 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Woo for Cashmere's Mom!

Congratulations Deena and Gregg!!


Deena - Feb 14, 2005 8:46:02 am PST #956 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Timelies! Thanks everyone for the happy wishes. I shared them with Greg.

Knee~ma for your dad, brenda. Cashmere, I'm glad your mom's doing well. Hope you get over the bug quickly.

Holy cow, Maria. I hope your appeal works.

eta: Yay, Chikat on the extra-auntness of you.


Maria - Feb 14, 2005 8:47:26 am PST #957 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Damnit all to hell, I KNEW I forgot something.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, DEENA AND GREG!

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ChiKat - Feb 14, 2005 8:59:30 am PST #958 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

This is my seventh niece/nephew. SEVEN. Holy cow. My siblings need to stop reproducing.

In Valentine's Day schmoopiness, my BF gave me a sweet present. He printed out a map of the Chicagoland area. He put a heart sticker on the town where I live and a heart sticker on the town where he lives and a red ribbon connecting the two (we live about 50 miles apart). Then, he wrote "Two hearts know no distance." underneath the map and framed it up all pretty. He's the bestest.