My official birth certificate turned out not to have the time of birth. They only put the time of birth on the copy they give the mother in Kansas. Fortunately, my mother was able to hunt up that one.
My whole life just flashed before my eyes! I gotta get me a life!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 8:50:32 am PST #8844 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
brenda m - Mar 23, 2005 8:51:54 am PST #8845 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That's awful, Betsy. What if the mother isn't around or can't locate her copy? Condemning a poor, innocent child to a lifetime of inaccurate horoscopes.
Betsy HP - Mar 23, 2005 8:52:31 am PST #8846 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I know. I think I'll ask Tom DeLay to pass a law.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2005 8:53:03 am PST #8847 of 10001
brillig
Dammit, Betsy, I was just about to make a Congress joke.
Amy - Mar 23, 2005 9:02:55 am PST #8848 of 10001
Because books.
I think I'll ask Tom DeLay to pass a law.
Bwah!
Aims - Mar 23, 2005 9:11:57 am PST #8849 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
DavidS - Mar 23, 2005 9:44:48 am PST #8850 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The chick with the lino rocked, it was a little odd seeing her next to Martha.
That's the exact thing that made me stop my channel-flipping, Ali.
askye - Mar 23, 2005 9:48:29 am PST #8851 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
I like Martha. She gets weird about stuff but I still like her. And the vet guy that she has come on. I always wonder what the give the animals so they are all just right there in a bunch hanging out peacefully and not end in some kind of bloodbath.
Gudanov - Mar 23, 2005 9:50:21 am PST #8852 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I always wonder what the give the animals so they are all just right there in a bunch hanging out peacefully and not end in some kind of bloodbath.
The animals know that a bloodbath would be tacky and Martha is right there to see it.
Nicole - Mar 23, 2005 9:52:18 am PST #8853 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Marc something-or-other, right? The guy with the friendly critters that all get along? He has his own show. Saturday morning, I believe.
The man has the patience of a saint. That damn parrot on his shoulder attempts to remove his eyeglasses eleventy-billion times during each ep and he's never once lost his temper. Freaky.