I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Mar 20, 2005 10:11:47 am PST #8137 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Don't let AmyP hear that. Sh'ell be offering to send things like cookies and cash. POssibly her son. She's addicted to Aveda.

I am totally Aveda's bitch.

I just got Greg to agree to try to buy a house within the next 6 months.

Yay! Scary, but YAY!

Aimee, yeah, your haircut and color look great on you. I exhibit no suprise.

Cindy is me in regards to Aimee's purty, new hair.

I have to clean my car out. It's all winter ick in there--salt and sand

Call the police! Cindy has stolen my car!

Can you tell we canceled our morning newpapers?

We did that two years ago. The paper guy kept hitting the front door. The dogs took this as a sign that he was trying to break in and kill us in our sleep so they barked like maniacs at 5:30 a.m. EVERY morning. No newspaper is worth that.

I do, however, manage to log on to the paper's pay website under the log in from my old job. This is dishonest, but better than not having any news.

My question is: It seems to me that I keep cleaning off my desk, but it's never clean. It has two prescriptions I should call in, two printed out e-mails, a dust rang, a Kleenex, three business cars, a notbook, a coupon, notes on odd bits of paper, a checkbook, some crumbs and Miss Piggy on it.

I have three towering stacks of papers to go through, a few magazine subscription payments to send in, the bag full of crap from Cingular containing my old cell phone, new cell phone manual, old entertainment guides, our city taxes which still need to be filed, a baby monitor, and a Day Minder from 2004.

Do you have a wastebasket near your desk? If not, maybe that would help?

I have a wastebasket AND a paper shredder and I still can't keep mine clean.

I JUST HUGGED KENNY!

YOU BASTARD!!! /Southpark

My sister and BiL just left. It's been a fun weekend but I'm exhausted. But we have new dining chairs coming in tomorrow.


sj - Mar 20, 2005 10:12:41 am PST #8138 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That must be it, erika.


erikaj - Mar 20, 2005 10:16:44 am PST #8139 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I do have a very porny piece of Gilesfic I wrote recently, but have not posted because it makes free with certain canonical facts. If I know that, should I post in anyway?(A male Bitch led me astray.)


sj - Mar 20, 2005 10:17:38 am PST #8140 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Of course you should. You can always add a disclaimer regarding cannon.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 20, 2005 10:18:09 am PST #8141 of 10001
What is even happening?

Slap an AU label on it, erika.


erikaj - Mar 20, 2005 10:21:48 am PST #8142 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Eh, y'all just want to watch me play Existential Limbo. But I'll post it, probably.


sj - Mar 20, 2005 10:22:49 am PST #8143 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

If you decide not to post it, will you at least let me read it? Please, please, please, please?


Trudy Booth - Mar 20, 2005 10:26:32 am PST #8144 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Parker and I are now bagel taunting.

I schlepped a dozen bagles out here only to discover that her FANTASTIC market has H&H Bagels in their freezer section-- awesome.

AP: whitefish is GOOD

We bought creamcheese and smoked salmon and whitefish and at our bagels. Sooooo good.

AP: Connie, quit letching after my son. Don't MAKE me drive down there...


sj - Mar 20, 2005 10:29:59 am PST #8145 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Big hugs to AmyP from me.


Anne W. - Mar 20, 2005 10:37:25 am PST #8146 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

waves hello to Amy P.