My favorite knock knock joke is part zen and part obnoxious:
Person Telling Joke: Say "Knock knock"
Victim: Ok. "Knock knock"
PTJ: "Who's there?"
puzzled expression and hopefully cricket noises...
I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.
Dawn ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 12, 2005 7:16:40 pm PST #783 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Typo Boy - Feb 12, 2005 7:30:39 pm PST #784 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
The Onion Valentines Day Love Coupons: [link]
beathen - Feb 12, 2005 7:35:49 pm PST #785 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
You forgot watching TV and reading TWoP
Ah, yes. How could I forget two of the more important things? t /sarcastic
Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2005 7:54:18 pm PST #786 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy Birthday -t, Kristin, and MFNLaw!!!
From me too!!!
Cutie Emaline! I must to squeeze her again soon.
Sean K - Feb 12, 2005 9:29:23 pm PST #787 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I love the Grin
Aims printed out a copy of this picture for me. It's very pretty. I can't stop looking at the very pretty baby.
Susan W. - Feb 12, 2005 9:35:18 pm PST #788 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
We now have three computers in a house with only two literate residents. Though I'm sure Annabel would love it if we let her have one of them.
While I'm not precisely pro-Valentine's Day (silly commercial holiday with too little meaning to justify the misery it causes), I have to say I'm happy that DH came home from shopping today with a big plush horsie ("Never say I didn't buy you a horse") and the new Jim Wallis book. Gotta love being with a man who knows you so well.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2005 1:05:16 am PST #789 of 10001
What is even happening?
Emeline's so cute, and so very knowing. That child isn't missing one thing going on around her. The pink hat pic needs to be registered as a lethal weapon.
Cashmere, have a good trip up to see your folks. All the best for your mom's surgery and recovery, and some peace of mind for you. After I post this, I'm going to re-send the phone number from gmail.
vw bug - Feb 13, 2005 3:15:32 am PST #790 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Aimee, I swear that Emeline's gotten bigger! She's still just the cutest thing. I'm so glad I got to meet her. Must plan a trip to LA soon!
Once again, no sleeping in. My body really seems to be on a schedule. I really should be thankful for that, but it's a little annoying!
I have much to do today. Must get cracking.
Cashmere, much ~ma coming your way.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 13, 2005 3:57:45 am PST #791 of 10001
What is even happening?
What's on the schedule for today, vw? Julia and I are sending Daddy and the boys to church, but skipping it, ourselves. My cousin is having a ladies' brunch for my aunt's birthday (which was just on Thursday). We could technically do both, as the bruch is a buffet-thing, but we're not. At 4 this afternoon, we all have a Scouts banquet to attend, with Ben. I just don't think I can do three things in one day. Isn't that pathetic?
Cashmere, did you leave, yet? How's Owen?
Anne W. - Feb 13, 2005 4:18:15 am PST #792 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Timelies! I'm about to embark upon a productive day. First step, come up with a to-do list.