I think the only reason DH and I already have both wills and living wills is because we both had family members who needed them. It's oddly reassuring to have it taken care of.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Mar 18, 2005 12:27:45 pm PST #7792 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 12:27:53 pm PST #7793 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I call dibs on extracting his brain with a crochet hook!
It'll only take a minute.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 18, 2005 12:29:20 pm PST #7794 of 10001
What is even happening?
Funny existential typo, now preserved for posterity.
Apparently, I did that twice. I caught the first, but not the second. Hee.
(Sorry, God. I didn't really mean that.)
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 12:29:42 pm PST #7795 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Put my corpse on the moon with an empty gas can in my hand, with footprints that lead back to a VW Beatle that has a map of Cleveland lying open on the front seat.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 18, 2005 12:30:57 pm PST #7796 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jobma, juliana. Better than that, julianama, theatre.
Atropa - Mar 18, 2005 12:30:59 pm PST #7797 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
The biggest Goth event in the Valley is tonight. If I had known, I might've dragged my wannabe self to it.
What event? Tell, tell!
Although, mummification would be acceptable. Especially if y'all built a tomb that lasted over 4,000 years with no sign of falling down. That would be acceptable indeed.
But I wanted to have your skull! So I could have it cleaned, inlaid with silver, and used as a candy bowl.
Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2005 12:31:27 pm PST #7798 of 10001
brillig
So I could have it cleaned, inlaid with silver, and used as a candy bowl.
Ooo, skulls.
Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 12:31:42 pm PST #7799 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Put my corpse on the moon with an empty gas can in my hand, with footprints that lead back to a VW Beatle that has a map of Cleveland lying open on the front seat.
I think we need to start taking up a collection now to make sure this happens.
erikaj - Mar 18, 2005 12:31:51 pm PST #7800 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I don't care. Take me out with the trash if you give a good wake first.
ChiKat - Mar 18, 2005 12:32:39 pm PST #7801 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Hubby's great dream is to be buried in an abandoned mine--oodles around here--in full armor, with his sword in his hand, then have the mine sealed to maybe discovered in a few hundred years and give archaeologists fits. "My god, I had no idea Vikings got to Utah! And what amazing surgeons they were! Look at the metal on his spine!"
I love this.