I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

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Topic!Cindy - Mar 18, 2005 12:06:24 pm PST #7757 of 10001
What is even happening?

The lesson here is that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US should sit down right now and write a living will, if we haven't already, detailing exactly what we do and don't want done in case of catastrophic illness. Ask your legal next of kin--all of them: spouses, parents, children--to witness it and sign it.

True, dat.


ChiKat - Mar 18, 2005 12:07:14 pm PST #7758 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

-t, you have me intrigued now. What culture eats ashes? And, for what purpose?

I like the idea of being turned into sparkly jewelry.


Jessica - Mar 18, 2005 12:08:28 pm PST #7759 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I like the idea of being turned into sparkly jewelry.

I wonder if LifeGem offers tiaras?


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2005 12:09:04 pm PST #7760 of 10001
brillig

Hubby hates dealing with any of that kind of stuff. Contemplating my mortality gives him a massive panic attack. I once asked him if he thought we should get wills--meaning him, Mr. Surgical Room Punch Card Special--and he froze up.


JohnSweden - Mar 18, 2005 12:09:53 pm PST #7761 of 10001
I can't even.

The lesson here is that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US should sit down right now and write a living will, if we haven't already, detailing exactly what we do and don't want done in case of catastrophic illness. Ask your legal next of kin--all of them: spouses, parents, children--to witness it and sign it.

I dunno about your jurisdiction, but a Living Will is about as legally binding as a horoscope in this province.


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2005 12:10:20 pm PST #7762 of 10001
brillig

I wonder if LifeGem offers tiaras?

t wondering at the size of the person required to produce a tiara, wondering if there are family tiara specials available like Mother's Day rings, wondering if it could be something passed down through the generations to be filled in as gems become available

"These are the family jewels!"


Aims - Mar 18, 2005 12:10:47 pm PST #7763 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I dunno about your jurisdiction, but a Living Will is about as legally binding as a horoscope in this province.

You get free health care. Quitcher bitchin. *w*


ChiKat - Mar 18, 2005 12:11:12 pm PST #7764 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I wonder if LifeGem offers tiaras?

Hmmm...according to their web site:

more than 50 1ct. LifeGem diamonds could be created from one individual.

and

LifeGems can be purchased as loose diamonds to cherish as you wish, or you can choose one of our specialty settings designed specifically to accent the LifeGem's unique brilliance. Please inquire about these options when speaking with one of our customer care specialists.

I bet they can make something.


Atropa - Mar 18, 2005 12:11:37 pm PST #7765 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hubby hates dealing with any of that kind of stuff. Contemplating my mortality gives him a massive panic attack. I once asked him if he thought we should get wills--meaning him, Mr. Surgical Room Punch Card Special--and he froze up.

Pete has the same reaction, go figure.

I wonder if you could ask for custom stone shapes from LifeGem? Because, yes, I would want my ashes turned into a coffin-shaped gemstone.


Jen - Mar 18, 2005 12:14:00 pm PST #7766 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

JSw, it might be called a "health care proxy" or something like that in other places; it's a legally-binding document saying that if you can't make medical decisions anymore, Person X is the one who can. And when Person X signs that piece of paper that details all the things you want/don't want, that's what they're legally obligated to do/not do.

Person X can be anyone--lots of people ask their doctor to do it, if they have a good relationship with their doctor, because they don't think their family could follow their wishes for no heroic measures, etc.