no-one puts me in one of those super expensive, crappy looking urns.
Amen.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 11:55:16 am PST #7733 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 11:55:21 am PST #7734 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I want my ashes to be shot into space. Some part of me is getting out of this frelling gravity well, dammit.
(Don't ask me why...they don't make sense, right? Phobias?)
It's okay, erika. I understand. I frequently have to remind people who don't understand my phobias that they're phobias.... they are, by definition, irrational.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 11:55:29 am PST #7735 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Get me something from MoMA, or an old metal lunchbox or something.
Howabout something from Crate & Barrel?
Ikea?
Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2005 11:56:06 am PST #7736 of 10001
brillig
an old metal lunchbox or something
I wonder what happened to my H.R. Pufinstuf lunch box.
Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2005 11:56:23 am PST #7737 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There's a Swedish process (just being tested) where they freeze-dry you, pulverize you, and use you as fertilizer. Much less wasteful than cremation.
I would LOVE to do that. Plant an apple tree over me, for preference.
Gudanov - Mar 18, 2005 11:57:21 am PST #7738 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Ikea?
Maybe Ikea could make a new necro line made from human bones and cleverly held together with little dowels.
brenda m - Mar 18, 2005 11:57:26 am PST #7739 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yeah, that would be ok.
In other news, I am highly suggestible, and now own the Flogging Molly cd that Connie was listening to earlier.
-t - Mar 18, 2005 11:57:39 am PST #7740 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
It wasn't my idea, Aimee. And I'm not eager to repeat the experience.
It's not like I was eating brains or something.
Um.
Not gonna think about that too much.
Last time we were in Yosemtie my Dad told us what meadow he wants to be scattered in. I hope I can remember should the need arise. I should find it on a map or something.
Atropa - Mar 18, 2005 11:58:40 am PST #7741 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
There's a Swedish process (just being tested) where they freeze-dry you, pulverize you, and use you as fertilizer. Much less wasteful than cremation.
But what about the process that takes your ashes and turns them into a diamond? Expensive, yes. Morbid, kinda. I still am intrigued by it. [link]
Jessica - Mar 18, 2005 11:58:40 am PST #7742 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Organs that can be used, I want used. Everything else, I want turned into a diamond which can then be used to frighten small children.
[Bwah! LifeGem x-post!]