Jessica, yes, go home.
Tell anyone who questions you to call me. I won't answer my phone.
'Get It Done'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica, yes, go home.
Tell anyone who questions you to call me. I won't answer my phone.
BWAH! Even in light of today's incident with the coffee table, I would NEVER do this to Owen.
I swear! On my life!!
That bonnet is COOL. You should get it for him, but with ears.
I am putting everything in writing. What I want done, what I don't want done, what funeral I want (none), what I want done with my remains (use every single usable part. Take it all if it can be used. Let someone else benefit and live. Let that be my legacy. Burn the rest. And if you keep my ashes to be paired with Joe's later on, keep me in a Wizard of Oz cookie jar, for Heaven's sake. Hell, keep it in the kitchen so that people reach in and grab a handful of me. It'll be a great joke. Specially for the grandkids. "You're holding Grandma! You're holding Grandma!" If orgot why I used the parentheses.)
Oh my god, I should not be laughing this hard at work.
Cash, when I was Owen's age or slightly older, I had a penchant for standing up under a coffee table and splitting my scalp open. Did it more than once. My dad got real good at butterfly bandaging my head.
I don't remember it, or hold it against my parents for owning such a horrible coffee table..
You should get it for him, but with ears.
We should get it for you. With ears.
I love Aimee bunches.
Eek. I have a phobia about the Ashes... (Don't ask me why...they don't make sense, right? Phobias?)
I'd want a funeral, but I'm more concerned about making sure the liquor is right than the ceremony. Other than that, I trust whoever is in charge of me to make the big calls, with the caveat that I'm by no means of a life-at-all-cost mentality. Organs - use 'em; remains - well, I'd prefer not to be left to rot in an alley, but whatever.