Yes, Susan. Don't open the door for the scary dude.
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
That may be all the French you need, erika.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Mar 18, 2005 9:39:56 am PST #7646 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
erikaj - Mar 18, 2005 9:40:35 am PST #7647 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Never do. my neighbor got very upset I didn't let her workman in once. But there are crapzillion cases of women dying at the hands of fake "Workmen" and "carpet layers" They could even dispose of me on the way out. Nuh and uh. Perhaps I should read more cheerful things. Aw, Sean, thanks. Me and Lady Marmalade.
Atropa - Mar 18, 2005 9:42:57 am PST #7648 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Yes, Susan. Don't open the door for the scary dude.
Susan, do I need to send Pete over so he can deliver the "Don't open the door to people you don't know, especially if they look like crazy people!" speech? It's very impressive and stern.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 9:48:07 am PST #7649 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Susan, do I need to send Pete over so he can deliver the "Don't open the door to people you don't know,
So Sir Paul McCartney and Wings were wrong?
(Of course, Paul wasn't a Sir back then....)
erikaj - Mar 18, 2005 9:49:29 am PST #7650 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
If somebody is casing you/ your place, they are more likely to do it when it's bright out. I read this book "What Cops Know" and it said that. You're relaxed, possibly underdressed...I just never open the door when I'm here alone.
Aims - Mar 18, 2005 9:53:05 am PST #7651 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Susan, do I need to send Pete over so he can deliver the "Don't open the door to people you don't know, especially if they look like crazy people!" speech? It's very impressive and stern.
Jilli, can he come give that speech to Joe?
t still shivering over the strange man singing country songs (and talking about how he was raped by the LA County Sheriff) ON MY COUCH when I was 8.5 months pregnant.
Susan W. - Mar 18, 2005 9:55:31 am PST #7652 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
No lecture needed, Jilli. Door is shut and locked.
And I'm pretty sure he's gone. Though as soon as I've finished printing out my writing contest entries and feeding Annabel, I was planning to make a Kinko's/post office run. You better believe I'll be on my guard as I leave the house.
This is generally a good neighborhood, but there's a little scrap of empty land belonging to the city electric utility about half a block away where we all kinda suspect nefarious stuff of various kinds, mostly involving drugs, goes on late at night. When some people actually camped there for several days, we called the police, but there's not much you can do when it's just people parked there for a little while at night.
Betsy HP - Mar 18, 2005 9:56:57 am PST #7653 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Okay, I'm installing a peephole this weekend. Pinky swear.
Atropa - Mar 18, 2005 9:58:31 am PST #7654 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, can he come give that speech to Joe?
Sure! It'll be fun!
erikaj - Mar 18, 2005 9:59:35 am PST #7655 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Although, I know what you mean, Susan. I feel for people too. Despite wanting to freelance for The Ministry. My stepfather brought home his Criminal Psych Ward roommate. He lived with us for two months. Very sweet guy, came in the lock-up on*crazy* Thompsonesque cocktail of drugs.