Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2005 3:45:24 pm PST #7373 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jilli was Cowpunk?


Atropa - Mar 17, 2005 3:46:56 pm PST #7374 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli was Cowpunk?

No, but I think the writer had no concept of what else to call someone dressed in knee-length petticoats, stripey tights, and pointy boots. Pointy boots with 12 buckles each, I might add.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 17, 2005 3:57:31 pm PST #7375 of 10001
What is even happening?

You've seriously damaged my life force. Are you worried about my face down card, or something else?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 17, 2005 3:58:03 pm PST #7376 of 10001
What is even happening?

Sorry, just being random with my day. I am so very glad this day is over. Bye bye, day.

Yes, I'm sober.


Cashmere - Mar 17, 2005 4:00:24 pm PST #7377 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

After graduating with dual degrees from Notre Dame, my high school crush went on to medical school and is now a surgeon with the Air Force living in Japan.

However, after making out with him in his car, I found out he's a terrible kisser. Go figure.


meara - Mar 17, 2005 4:07:11 pm PST #7378 of 10001

You Seattle People! GO TO THE DENTIST!!

I wonder how these clinics deal with the phobia.

Drugs. Laughing gas.

My fear of needles is greater than my fear of pain

The needles tend to hurt so much that I often wonder if the pain of the filling would really just be less. I've had a couple minor things done without novocaine, for that reason.

Maybe he'll get a GAY hand! Or a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT hand!

Bwhaha! Oh, that's awful, but funny.

I think Smoosh is the current perv flavor. Though I'm secretly hoping for the underdog Inflation Fetishists

Do I even want to know? Why do I suspect I will, if i keep reading the next few posts?

"I'm a little teapot short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my...other handle.
I LIED! I'm a SUGARBOWL!"

What are you planning to do--throw him to the werewolf, so that you can escape? Of course she was.

HAH! A true big sister.


Anne W. - Mar 17, 2005 4:09:08 pm PST #7379 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

My house is being inspected tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. eastern time.

Finding-nothing-wrong~ma would be muchly appreciated.


meara - Mar 17, 2005 4:12:02 pm PST #7380 of 10001

Oh, also? I emailed that girl this morning. Can I get a little -ma that the answer (a) comes and (b) is good?


Ginger - Mar 17, 2005 4:12:56 pm PST #7381 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was in line to pay for something and there was a little three- or four-year-old girl was behind me. She was telling jokes. One was, "Why did the pickle cross the road? To get to the pickle jar."


Steph L. - Mar 17, 2005 4:18:51 pm PST #7382 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I was in line to pay for something and there was a little three- or four-year-old girl was behind me. She was telling jokes. One was, "Why did the pickle cross the road? To get to the pickle jar."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was safety-pinned to the punk-rocker.