I think the part that struck me the funniest was just how quickly Julia was willing to totally sell her brother down the river. And how oblivious she was to her own culpability, and her impending self-bust.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Julia is afraid of werewolves. Long story. Anyhow, she doesn't want to go upstairs if nobody else is up there. Ever. However, she will take Chris with her and go up, even though he's smaller than she. One day, I said, "You're bigger than Chris is, Julia. There's no such thing as werewolves, but if there were, Chris couldn't protect you. What are you planning to do--throw him to the werewolf, so that you can escape."
Of course she was.
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Poor Connie, can't even sneak off to the library.
To: Connie
Fr: Amelia
I knew it was impending homicide, for crying out loud: I am so sick that I cancelled dinner with Daysha to stay in bed, I was called out of bed, therefore I was committed to staying out of bed until I found out. If I could reach through the screen I'd punch you in the snoot for yelling at me. So there.
I wasn't yelling at her! I was yelling at the fates! I know she's sick and icky and I wouldn't yell at her anyway, and I'm gonna go eat worms.
Worms, not words. Words are tasty.
And you'd best not be giggling, Empress.
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... y'know how sometimes, when you're looking for distraction, you google the names of old friends?
I just found my childhood best friend. I am currently staring at the website and trying to decide if I want to email him. This is very, very odd.
t smothers giggles
Could be worse. I could be staring at you.
Jilli, I found an ex's wedding album doing that.
Jilli, I found an ex's wedding album doing that.
I am a little afraid to google the names of ex-boyfriends.
And, oddly enough, now it's not there.
I think the part that struck me the funniest was just how quickly Julia was willing to totally sell her brother down the river. And how oblivious she was to her own culpability, and her impending self-bust.
Let's hope Julia doesn't decide to pursue lawyering. Hee. Yes, Cindy, it's funny because it's YOU YOU YOU. Not me.
My time's a coming, though.
Aimee, I figure we're just one generation away from breeding the most beautiful person in the world. Your baby + my baby = INSANELY BEAUTIFUL BABY. We just have to introduce them and wait for 25-30 years, give or take.
Aimee, I figure we're just one generation away from breeding the most beautiful person in the world. Your baby + my baby = INSANELY BEAUTIFUL BABY. We just have to introduce them and wait for 25-30 years, give or take.
And then we take over the world!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
