The new-fangled Wendy's thing will still be newfangled tomorrow. IJS.

Oh, Tep! Gah. The gym sounds like a good option. I'm now sending you a highly specific -ma that vibes you a good hard workout, the kind that leaves you a little achy and endorphin-buzzed and with your brain mercifully quiet and not trying to process the unprocessable.

Well, first I got to my car and started crying so hard that my nose got stuffed up and I couldn't breathe. So I just sat there for a little bit. Then I went to the gym and felt all boneless-chicken-y, like I couldn't possibly have the strength to lift weights. But then I did.

And then I got an attack of the giggles that wouldn't stop, because I thought of 2 things, and I know that NOBODY at work would get them, so I have to share them here, though they're in poor, poor taste:

Maybe he'll get an evil hand.

And:

"Boo, hoo. Let me wipe away my tears with my PLASTIC HAND."

I can only order a small Shamrock shake. I love mint, but a medium or a large size would put me into a mint coma. (Not to mention the brain freeze.)

Phew. Now we can officially start making evil hand cracks. That was tough.

Maybe he'll get a GAY hand! Or a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT hand!

{{{Tep}}} Good for you withe the weight lifting.

The jokes that are in poor taste? Very funny.

I can't find the Wendy's thing on their web site, so I'm not sure i believe they are available to me. Shamrock Shake it is, just as if I was all decisive and never wavered from my original plan.

Dogs and cats living together. It'll be anarchy! OK, not so much with the anarchy.

Owen loves his teevee.

Owen is very cute.

Owen = Still So Freakin' Cute!!! He's got great hair!

Dogs and cats living together.

I wish my dog would tolerate the cats sleeping up against him more often. It's so adorable! He will let the smaller cat lick his paw sometimes.

Teppy, my bil's grandfather lost his arm in a horrific farming accident. He got by ok with a prosthetic arm with a hook. However, he decided to try one with a more realistic fake hand on the end once.

Apparently, the old guy went to pinch his wife's ass with the new hand and it stuck. Pinched her so hard she had a nasty-ass bruise.

Needless to say, they stayed with the tried and true hook over the new, evil hand.

That being said, I hope your boss recovers quickly without too much trauma over the loss of his arm.

and tell them you don't want to here anything about how you cared for you teeth - just help with the future.

So I take it everyone's dentists got the same "scold your patients -- shame is a great motivator! And it certainly won't cause them to stay away!" training mine did?