I particularly liked the candy hearts before they updated them, when they said things like "23 Skiddoo" and "You Kid."
Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Feb 12, 2005 12:50:49 pm PST #722 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Steph L. - Feb 12, 2005 12:51:52 pm PST #723 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I'm amused by the candy hearts that say "E-mail me."
(I want ones that say "STD," and "Bite me.")
Polter-Cow - Feb 12, 2005 12:58:46 pm PST #724 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
(I want ones that say "STD,"
For "Skip the Drama."
Steph L. - Feb 12, 2005 1:00:16 pm PST #725 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Heh. Not quite.
Ginger - Feb 12, 2005 1:01:38 pm PST #726 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
STDs actually usually bring on a great deal of drama.
Polter-Cow - Feb 12, 2005 1:07:14 pm PST #727 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Okay, after my frozen pizza cooks, I'm going to eat it with X-Play, and then I'm going into full-scale thesis-writing mode, which I was supposed to be in ALL DAY TODAY BUT I SUCK.
Lilty Cash - Feb 12, 2005 1:07:25 pm PST #728 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Ick. As much as we're all about Valentine's Day at work, I forgot to remember the fact that I actually have to go through it.
I told the girls at the store that they needed to schedule me to close, since I'm the only single girl and it would be silly for anyone with a husband or BF to work. After that, my friend wants to continue our V-Day tradition of inappropriate hijinks, but she's got a boyfriend now. I don't need pity hijinks.
DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 1:16:41 pm PST #729 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
tommyrot - Feb 12, 2005 1:24:53 pm PST #730 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hey Daniel, did you know that you must supply a local referer to get URL '/heartmaker/hearts/heart_20050212151535_49023.jpg' from this server?
Nora Deirdre - Feb 12, 2005 1:36:40 pm PST #731 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
After that, my friend wants to continue our V-Day tradition of inappropriate hijinks, but she's got a boyfriend now. I don't need pity hijinks
Aw, Lilty! Hijinks are fun no matter if one has a boyfriend or not. I doubt they are pity hijinks. She probably yearns for hijinks with you.
I know I would, even though I am an old married lady. I love hijinks with my single girlfriends. (ETA- or my girlfriends, in general, no matter what their couple status is)
Tom and I know very few "couples" to hang out with, which is OK by me, because we or I just hang out with single folks or groups of people like usual. I hated it when my married friends stopped asking me to do stuff because I was single. They kind of suck anyway, though. But if I am to believe other people's stories, that does happen in a larger sense.
So, Lilty, do not spurn the hijinks.