t perky I know! Jessica Simpson! Everyone loves her, and she's so cute! t /perky, resumes sulking over a bubbleheaded blonde playing Daisy Duke
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - Mar 17, 2005 8:28:44 am PST #7162 of 10001
brillig
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2005 8:31:53 am PST #7163 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought Catherine Bach was supposed to have been an airhead herself.
Jessica - Mar 17, 2005 8:32:00 am PST #7164 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
t driveby
I'moveratCBStodayandit'sreallycrazyoverhereandtherequestsjustkeepco mingandI'mbeingdrivenmaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
On the plus side, we just our security deposit back from our old place, and we got back all of it. I'm a little suspicious, because I've never gotten a security deposit back, EVER, but hey, free money!
I want to go on a reckless spending spree, but DH seems to think we "need" it to "pay our taxes," or something. Pffft, I say.
Gudanov - Mar 17, 2005 8:34:48 am PST #7165 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Yeah. I think this is a bad idea and contributes to the Sovietization of our country, where people get more and more cynical about this stuff.
Molly Ivin's last column was about this.
She says that this started with the Clinton administration, but the Bush administration has ramped things up even more. So shame on Clinton and Bush both.
Pix - Mar 17, 2005 8:36:10 am PST #7166 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I want to go on a reckless spending spree, but DH seems to think we "need" it to "pay our taxes," or something. Pffft, I say.
Jessica made me giggle. So did Sean with his walk-drive o' shame.
Tep, I'm so sorry about your boss. How horrible.
ION, I got my teeth cleaned this morning, and I think the hygentist was actually trying to push them out of my gums. OW. I have a pretty high pain threshold, but OW. OW OW OW.
Gudanov - Mar 17, 2005 8:38:22 am PST #7167 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I have a pretty high pain threshold, but OW. OW OW OW.
I always hate it at the denist's when they say "Now, you'll only feel some pressure" and then they do something and I'm like "Holy F*ck that Hurts!".
Pix - Mar 17, 2005 8:40:10 am PST #7168 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
And then how they say in that gentle voice, "Oh, you seem to have some...plaque here...let me just..."
OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
"...remove it..."
erikaj - Mar 17, 2005 8:43:35 am PST #7169 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
No shit. Dreading next visit. It's been a while, so I expect I'll get the "Your mouth is a cesspool" speech.
Pix - Mar 17, 2005 8:45:03 am PST #7170 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I think you're right, Erika. The biannual scrape-and-guilt.
Maria - Mar 17, 2005 8:46:06 am PST #7171 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Mine is next month, so I will say nothing.
I suppose I should get some lunch. My stomach lining is feasting on itself.