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Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 12, 2005 11:28:52 am PST #710 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

P-C, hop on IM and your gin-soaked difficulties will be solved.


DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 11:47:33 am PST #711 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Because Quicken? Ain't the same as MS Money

Hmmm. Which version of Quicken?

I'm a bit behind, having not used either for years.

I could have sworn MS had a version of Money for OSX in the works. Wonder what happened?


Ginger - Feb 12, 2005 12:04:35 pm PST #712 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Those of you who hate Valentine's Day may be interested in the rant [link] in my LJ.


DCJensen - Feb 12, 2005 12:09:20 pm PST #713 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just had an awkward multicultural moment, because my cousin Steve was too lazy to remove the For Sale sign from his mom's car when she decided not to sell it. (She thought she could get by without one, and she misses it, but won't drive in winter, so it sits in my driveway until she puts the insurance back on and gets a parking lot space at her retirement apartment.)

A family of hispanics came by and saw it through the parking lot next door and I had to explain that it was no longer for sale, and they wouldn't/couldn't/didn't act like they believed me.

I finally gave up and went and woke up my cousin Steve. By the time he ambled out there 10 minutes later, they were gone.

All I need is for people to peg me as a bigot. If I were one, I guess I wouldn't mind, but....


Anne W. - Feb 12, 2005 12:09:40 pm PST #714 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Ginger, that was wonderful. "Nothing says love like cleaning up after a sick cat."


JZ - Feb 12, 2005 12:18:32 pm PST #715 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ginger, why are you not writing professionally and getting paid for stuff like that? Because that's one tight, wry, weary, cleanly-written kick-ass essay.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 12, 2005 12:19:03 pm PST #716 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hee! Ginger, that was great, and truer words were never spoken than that cat line.

For me, the answer to enjoying holidays, is to ignore the commercial world. I haven't seen one ad or one commercial for Valentine's Day stuff. Well, I probably have, but I do not remember one. I'm good at setting my brain to MARCIE, sometimes.

I'd say I get tired of the commercialism of it all, except I've so tuned it out, it doesn't ping me (well, at Christmas it does some, but mostly when it pings, I flip it off). But I also get a little sad at all the sadness and anger. I think maybe, that's because my kids are little, and so happy to celebrate anything. They're probably really celebrating life. It's a little contagious where holidays are concerned, even the Hallmark ones, and things like April Fool's Day and Groundhog Day.


Jessica - Feb 12, 2005 12:24:01 pm PST #717 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I walk past a Hallmark on my way to work, but I've learned to tune it out.

Oy. So far today, I've dropped a painting on my foot, an air conditioner on my hand, and opened a door onto one of my toes. I think I'm done packing for the weekend.


Ginger - Feb 12, 2005 12:31:55 pm PST #718 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Ginger, why are you not writing professionally and getting paid for stuff like that? Because that's one tight, wry, weary, cleanly-written kick-ass essay.

It's kind of you to say so. I do write for a living, among other things, but not essays. I'd like to sell some essays, though, and I'm thinking I'll use my Live Journal for practice and to get some feedback.

Ouch, Jessica. Be careful. It should come as no surprise to anyone that I sprained my ankle moving. I suspect I'll be moving in hell.


Scrappy - Feb 12, 2005 12:34:32 pm PST #719 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nicely written, Ginger! I try to celebrate the holiday while ingoring all the retail outlets telling me HOW to celebrate the holiday, if you know what I mean. Except the little hearts with sayings on them--I love those. Not because they're delicious, which they totally aren't, but because they are Candy!With Writing!That is Goofy!