It's because of the cock, right? Everybody wants one.
And you can all have one! They're only like, $15...
I just learned the ASL sign for "lesbian." I'm not sure if I should be offended or not. You make an "L" with your right hand and put the webbing between your thumb and forefinger under your lower lip, palm on chin.
Don't worry--the sign for "gay" is the same position, but instead of making an L, you make a G.
ASL is lots of fun! I encourage people to take it! Except, not the program I did, at Gallaudet.
Were you a senior scout? Did you get to go on the cool trips and get scholarship money?
I was a very lazy Girl Scout, in high school--our "meetings" involved going to Hardee's and playing cards. But I was a camp counsellor!
a nice grandmother with a prescription pad
Awww, that sounds so much better thna the usual doctor-patient interaction...
I must turn my computer off and go to sleep before I bid on this. Which I totally cannot afford.
All the best kinds of ~ma to askye, Susan and their fathers.
Work cruelly conspired with meatspace stuff to keep me from the board, so this goes back a ways.
Jilli, Cindy nailed it right on the head. My wedding is Oct. 1. I haven't ordered the dress yet, but if I don't find a cheaper alternative that I like just as much, I'll be doing so on Monday. Profile addy is good if you want to tempt me.
Cindy, can I hire you to keep track of things for me? I seem to be failing miserably at that task lately.
Tep, I'm so with you only substitute "Connecticut" for "Ohio". Maaaaaaan....
The crossword puzzle has yet to be designed that would allow that.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone.
Cindy, can I hire you to keep track of things for me? I seem to be failing miserably at that task lately.
Maria, for you? I'm free. I'm so excited about all the Buffista weddings and babies, I could plotz, and I'm such a goy, I don't even know what
plotz
means.
Why is this Scots-Irish girl is falling back on Yiddishims, talking to her Italian bride-to-be friend, on St. Patrick's day? It's mishigas!
Good at it, isn't he?
Meanwhile, erika's turned into Spike, or possibly Yoda.
In the world of bright red lipstick, there's an awful lot of variation in what one should use, depending on your skin tone. If I'm going for the 50s look, myself, I tend to use about three layers of stuff to get the effect I want. (There are reasons I don't do it often, the first one being that it's hell on my lips. I start with a stain, then lipstick over it, then gloss over that.)
My lips hate lipstick. There's only one or two brands I can wear, that don't cause them to try to leave my face. I have a hard time picking reds. I want a Jilli-Plei make-over.
Ooh, sj, pretty. Did you make it to sleep without sucumbing?
Timelies!
Oh, sj, that's gorgeous! I can see why you want it.
It's morning again. Funny how this always happens. But, today is my spa day! I'm so excited! Three hours of being pampered. I can't wait.
God DAMN. Fucking fucking fucking HELL.
Big!Boss is having part of his arm amputated this morning. Up to the elbow. I almost threw up when they told me.
Happy spa day, vw!
Much ~ma to the ailing fathers. (and the Big Boss! Yikes! Damn that flesh-eating virus)
Is there a office supply type product that will remove highlighter ink somehow while leaving the (mistakenly) highlighted text readable? Because that would be useful right about now.
