Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2005 11:54:15 am PST #6995 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

well, what will happen if we mock?

I'll send you my therapy bill, because my HMO limits me to 30 visits a year, and that ain't enough to cope with my appearance being mocked by my friends. I'd have less trouble coping if you ripped me out of heaven than if you mocked how I look.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 16, 2005 11:55:09 am PST #6996 of 10001
What is even happening?

51-49? My word, what is wrong with people?

And you know, it's not even going to lower our gas and oil prices. They're not even trying to pretend to buy us off, here.


juliana - Mar 16, 2005 11:56:17 am PST #6997 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I'll send you my therapy bill

stows booze and boys under bunk. reconsiders, and pulls booze back out.

Seriously, I would never mock you. Unless you said it was okay.

(Steadfastly ignoring the ANWR news, because I really cannot cope with it.)


erikaj - Mar 16, 2005 11:57:27 am PST #6998 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrod, Tep. I just haven't shopped in the mall for a bit, and have forgotten that some of those outfits are more like conceptual art. I could see those pants with a plain white or black top. But some of those tiny halters? I'd feel naked all day and not in a good way.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2005 11:57:31 am PST #6999 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, this probably isn't even really goth -- that's probably the mock-worthy part -- it's just Teppy with dark lipstick and fucked-up hair. Because I'm naturally pale, and I'm suddenly thinking I don't know *what* I consider goth, other than dark lipstick. But I have fabulous eyebrows in these pictures. No, really.

Do. Not. Mock. (But, see? Behold those eyebrows!)


Topic!Cindy - Mar 16, 2005 11:57:49 am PST #7000 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm mocking you right now, and it's fucking great.

Well, either that, or I just left the rubber glove on my head too long. Again.


P.M. Marc - Mar 16, 2005 11:58:46 am PST #7001 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm on the Nile cruise with you, Juliana, until I'm in a dealing state of mind.

There is not enough food in the house. Or at least, not food that would sit well in my wee and acidy tummy.

The cats need to learn how to earn their keep and go get me some damn food.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2005 11:58:53 am PST #7002 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Actually, I feel really dumb, because dark lipstick does not equal goth. But it's as close as I ever get.


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2005 11:59:57 am PST #7003 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

PLEI -- I left a sex pollen question for you in Jossverse. Which basically consisted of: WTF? Is it actually canon?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 16, 2005 12:00:16 pm PST #7004 of 10001
What is even happening?

That's a good color lipstick on you, Teppy. I wouldn't have thought you could wear it. Your eyebrows are great, too. My eyebrows are frightening right now. I got my hair cut yesterday, and wasn't thinking about them. Urgh.