"Austen". It's the Law: always one misspelling in a snark.

Damn. This is so true for me. I get so rushed to snark I always miss the easy misspellings. Which could mean they'll print it, just to teach me a lesson.

Huh. All teh talk about yelling in krav--that's not even something I really think of when I think of the classes. I mean, sure they were yelling, but we were in a big gym, just saying something wouldn't really be helpful, half of us wouldn't hear you. It was more of a they'd be wanting everyone to keep going and push it and not wimp out...and I'd be about to have a heart attack and pass out, but didn't want to be the one person wimping out...my issues, more than theirs. But at the same time, they definitely don't make it easy for people to "adapt", even though they claim to. Which, if they didn't claim to, wouldn't bother me.

My brain is trying to claw its way out of my skull, and I just found out I have to come up with another $389 to fix the basement bathroom floor.

Aww. Big hugs, Kristin.

Once I am recognized as supreme ruler, EVERYONE will take daily naps, at least one, and possibly as many as four, and will have mandatory snack breaks

OOoh. I vote Cindy for Supreme Ruler.

I vote Cindy for Supreme Ruler.

I'm volunteering to be her campaign manager.

I have cake. I decided to break in Owen's birthday cake pan. I'm so never making another cake from scratch again. It tastes good--but not any better than a box mix. And it's certainly not worth all that sifting I had to do.

Except for, I have trouble sleeping at night already.

And someone please make me step away from boggling and snarking at the Ladies Against Feminism site. I could be doing any number of other things. I could make silly faces at my daughter to make her laugh (actually, I'm already doing that, in between snarks). That's always good. I could write. I'm supposed to be a writer, after all. Or I could read my critique partner's partial that I'm supposed to get back to her in the next few days. Or just go watch basketball. Any one of those is probably a better use of my time than reading LAF articles, yet there i am.

I'm fine with Cindy as Supreme Ruler if I can sneak books into the nap room. 'Cuz I can't sleep in the day even if I try.

Susan, step away from the LAF website. If you don't, your computer may explode in 30 seconds. Do you really want to risk that?

I tell you what, you could do my math.

This seems to be the position of a fair subset of columnists -- everybody would OBVIOUSLY be gay if they had a choice in the matter, so it's your job to impose heterosexuality on a reluctant substrate.

Cause girls? Both icky and confusing.

But we're soft and smell nice, so it all works out.

I tell you what, you could do my math.

You wouldn't want that. I'd cause your GPA to stumble for sure.

But we're soft and smell nice, so it all works out.

Unless we play sports and get all lean and muscular and sweaty.