This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Mar 15, 2005 12:10:06 pm PST #6686 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

{{Cindy}} Your sil and family are in my prayers.


Ginger - Mar 15, 2005 12:10:19 pm PST #6687 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

"We have a nation filled with weak men and disorderly women."

I think I'm going to adopt the title "Disorderly Woman." I can tell I'm not this person's target audience; I was looking at all the pictures of women athletes and thinking, "Cool."


Jessica - Mar 15, 2005 12:11:30 pm PST #6688 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Actually, I don’t have a problem with women playing recreational sports on an occasional basis, just with them playing competitive sports on a regular day-to-day basis. This rigorous physical and mental training tends to make women more masculine. I think it is prudent to often ask ourselves “Can a woman do this activity and retain a Biblically feminine character?” With sports I think it will be difficult in most cases. Even some of the traditionally more feminine sports like gymnastics and ice skating are now influencing women to be more masculine.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[eta: But this bit made me laugh out loud:

"A telltale sign of paganism is nudity. Historically, a primary means for introducing nudity into a culture has been through athletic competition which emphasizes form, movement, and the prowess of the body.... Christians should be wary of any educational process or cultural event which justify nakedness on the grounds of athletic freedom...."


Pix - Mar 15, 2005 12:13:33 pm PST #6689 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

BWAH!!!!

Jess, I just read your tagline. I am so COMMing it.


Connie Neil - Mar 15, 2005 12:14:15 pm PST #6690 of 10001
brillig

I was looking at all the pictures of women athletes and thinking, "Cool."

But--the grimacing! The near-nudity! The paganism!

No, sorry, folks, the near nudity isn't that fun. It's a woman in a weight lifting leotard in the middle of her lift.

My summary: "Lord, please smite these disorderly women before they find out where I am and kick my ass."


ChiKat - Mar 15, 2005 12:14:22 pm PST #6691 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It hurts my head to even try and figure out the "logic" behind that kind of reasoning.


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 12:14:46 pm PST #6692 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I just found out I have to come up with another $389 to fix the basement bathroom floor.

It was the Possum, wasn't it?


Emily - Mar 15, 2005 12:15:12 pm PST #6693 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Betsy, haven't we discussed this? Do not poke Happy Crazy People.

This is me, still working. I only do it about once a month, but whew!


Pix - Mar 15, 2005 12:15:21 pm PST #6694 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Trudy, I think it must have been. Sneaky little leaky bastard.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 15, 2005 12:15:28 pm PST #6695 of 10001
What is even happening?

Don't read those idiots. Just don't. Their stuff kills your brain cells as soon as it hits them.