No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 14, 2005 12:53:01 pm PST #6516 of 10001
What is even happening?

Does Massachisetts have school buses?
Yes. I think they're town based, but I'm not even sure how it works. You can't take a bus unless you're at least a mile out from the school, I think. You have to pay if you live under two miles from the school. I live in a dinky little town. I think there's only one elementary school that is as far as two miles from my house. The high school is two miles from the house, though.

It's a very short walk to our elementary school. It's just that the sidewalks aren't clear this time of year (still a lot of snow), and the weather is going to be rainy, once the snow goes away.


ChiKat - Mar 14, 2005 12:54:49 pm PST #6517 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

After a eulogistic paragraph on each of the good and decent offspring who stayed in the area, there was a final cryptic sentence: "The (Lastnames) also have one other son, who no longer lives in Minnesota."

You have a Jaye-like blurb!

Health~ma to your dad, Susan.


-t - Mar 14, 2005 12:56:41 pm PST #6518 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Thanks, Cindy. I just realized that I had no idea. I think of them as being everywhere, but every place I know the policy on doesn't have them.


Almare - Mar 14, 2005 1:24:44 pm PST #6519 of 10001
"My drink preference does not indicate my sexual preference. "

I'm giving up. Where is there a place to hide until the car talk disappears?


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 1:29:18 pm PST #6520 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Any thread you prefer. All topics eventually come to an end... until they are revived.


Pix - Mar 14, 2005 1:33:13 pm PST #6521 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

All topics eventually come to an end... until they are revived.

What was that? A spork, you say? I always use one to eat my muffuletta.


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 1:34:24 pm PST #6522 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I use my spork to disemvowel gerunds.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2005 1:41:09 pm PST #6523 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We just refinanced our house.

We are $670,000 in debt.

So this is...good? Bad? Probably long-term good, right? t /obviously not a homeowner

I would KILL for a '98, although I am fond of our good car, a '91 Infiniti.

This shameless whoring for car-pity would be a little more effective if I didn't know your BF was driving a brand new car every week. So the Mercedes ride was sweet, you said?


Betsy HP - Mar 14, 2005 1:46:04 pm PST #6524 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

So this is...good? Bad? Probably long-term good, right?

This is NoCal. I am spending amounts of money that even a Manhattan resident would agree are insane for a very, very pleasant '60s ranch.

I mean... there ought to be cabana boys. GOLD-PLATED cabana boys. And a cabana.


Scrappy - Mar 14, 2005 1:50:40 pm PST #6525 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yes, the new car every week is awesome, which is what we have this month! We've had one week or so a month for the last three months--if we can keep that amount of reviews up it will be suh-weet.