You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jen - Mar 12, 2005 10:25:00 am PST #6213 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

What food is best for soaking up booze in your tummy?

Nothing really soaks up the booze, but foods that are high in fat stay in the stomach longer and slow down digestion (if you've ever felt like a donut stayed in your stomach for hours, it did, and that's why). The slower your body digests the booze, the more time it allows your liver to detoxifiy the alcohol. So if you want to help sober someone up or prep yourself for some marathon drinking, eat stuff that's high in fat.


Polter-Cow - Mar 12, 2005 10:25:41 am PST #6214 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

(if you've ever felt like a donut stayed in your stomach for hours, it did, and that's why)

looks down

waves to donut


Nicole - Mar 12, 2005 12:12:14 pm PST #6215 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Now I want a donut.

Good hair luck, Nicole.

Thank you, Lee! Orange roots did not occur. My hair is purty. Life is good.


Steph L. - Mar 12, 2005 12:44:36 pm PST #6216 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oooh. I would like a donut. Alas, I have none.

I did have artichoke-heart tortellini with marinara and grated parmesan, and an english muffin with butter. I should be fine.

And now I have to dry my hair, get dressed, and head out the door.


StuntHusband - Mar 12, 2005 12:49:57 pm PST #6217 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

First time I had my hair bleached (ah, youth - good lord, was it FIFTEEN YEARS AGO?! Gah.) it was very long - mid back - and the same color (most of) it is now, a darkish red with some reddishness (not radishness) in it when it's sun-bleached.

I went to a hair salon run by a friend (fags, y'know - thick as thieves, and all about hair) and he spent THREE HOURS bleaching it. After the first HOUR under the chemicals, my hair was Tweety-bird yellow/orange. By the end of the third, my hair was white - like paper, or dead skin - and I had 2nd degree chemical burns on my scalp (didn't hurt...yet)...and I smelled like a swimming pool.

That smell took over a week to fade, and every time I showered it sprang back up.

Oh, what a disaster. Never had it professionally done again, and never had a problem in the next decade of hair colors.

I saw the "could be orange roots" message earlier and got all nostalgia/shocky. I'm pleased to see no orange roots. Yay intended colors!

(I'll talk about magenta, fuschia, and Smurf(TM) Blue hair later. sigh)


Anne W. - Mar 12, 2005 12:59:38 pm PST #6218 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I want to see StuntHusband's hair. Also, welcome! I don't think I said 'hi' properly when you first appeared.

ION, I am actually cooking for the first time in what seems like forever. With all the house stuff going on, I've been having a lot of take-out food, prepared meals, frozen meals, salad-in-a-bag, etc. along with minimum prep things like tuna or eggs.

Tonight, I'm making pasta sauce w/ sweet Italian sausage. I've also got a big pot o' chili simmering away. Tomorrow, I make chicken stew and Scotch broth. Yum.

By the way, if any Bitches are going to be in the vicinity (Baltimore) on the 27th, I'm going to be having Easter dinner. Let me know if you'd like to join the party.


erikaj - Mar 12, 2005 1:03:33 pm PST #6219 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"Say what you will about Judas but he had his good points. If it wasn't for him, the whole show wouldn't have gotten underway in the first place." What? Easter...Baltimore, seemed like a natural fit.


Jessica - Mar 12, 2005 1:13:22 pm PST #6220 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Smurf(TM) Blue hair later. sigh

You rang?


StuntHusband - Mar 12, 2005 1:18:32 pm PST #6221 of 10001
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Ooo! Jessica, that's close. That was the color I wanted.

However, my hair - unless hurt very badly, like with bleachings every week for a month - doesn't absorb Manic Panic well. I started with something like "Ocean Blue", and was very happy with the color (less happy with the scrubbings of the sink afterwards). The next morning, after my shower, I had Smurfblood Blue (think blue Curacao, a nice tealy color).

And that stayed.

For weeks.

I had a blue flattop. I was called "Papa Smurf" by the irritating child playing doorman at one of the goth clubs in Seattle (ye olde MachineWerks, and it was Rabbit who called me that) or Goth Smurf (cuz I refused to change my wardrobe just because my hair fought with me - and won.)

Sadly, I'm balding now, so I just buzz it off (the hair! the hair!) and leave it alone. If I were to color it, it would just look silly. I don't mind balding, I just mind looking bad before I finish my Jean-Luc Picard transformation.


Jessica - Mar 12, 2005 1:21:40 pm PST #6222 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

doesn't absorb Manic Panic well

Mine neither -- I tried it a few times in college, but it washed out after about a day and a half. Now I use Special Effects, which lasts for weeks. Plei turned me on to it.