No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2005 12:15:59 pm PST #6044 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, a very good friend of mine went through gastric bypass surgery. She documented the whole process here

Wow. WOW!


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2005 12:17:37 pm PST #6045 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Break a leg, Aimee!

I finished and handed in my functional analysis homework, and got a good bit done on my graph theory take-home midterm, and I am now officially on spring break.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 11, 2005 12:35:15 pm PST #6046 of 10001
What is even happening?

The Elmo pan came in today for Owen's birthday cake. I'm now wondering if I shouldn't make a practice cake so I don't fuck it up completely next month.

Yes, not just because there might be particulars about depanning it or whatever, that you'd like to have it-doesn't-matter-this-time practice for, but also, because you'll get cake sooner.

How's O's mouth, today?


Betsy HP - Mar 11, 2005 12:36:22 pm PST #6047 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

La la la la , la la la la, Elmo's pan!
La la la la , la la la la, Elmo's pan!
He mixed the batter,
He baked the dough!
That's Elllmo's pan!


Topic!Cindy - Mar 11, 2005 12:37:07 pm PST #6048 of 10001
What is even happening?

I want what she's having.


Betsy HP - Mar 11, 2005 12:37:27 pm PST #6049 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I was just singing a Sesame Street earworm.


Lee - Mar 11, 2005 12:40:09 pm PST #6050 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Gah. I just called to make an appointment to for some routine maintenance on the car, and to get the alignment checked/adjusted, but for some reason, the word "alignment" went completely out of my head, and the only word I could come up with was alliance, which I knew was wrong. I sounded like a completele idiot.


Betsy HP - Mar 11, 2005 12:40:28 pm PST #6051 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Bitches, if I buy a first belly-dancing DVD, what do I want?

Is either of these any good? [link] [link]


Connie Neil - Mar 11, 2005 12:41:37 pm PST #6052 of 10001
brillig

t waiting for the answer to Betsy's question with interest


beth b - Mar 11, 2005 12:45:49 pm PST #6053 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

also waiting with interest.

DH is haveing a hellish day. Still seems to a big problem at the sight that he started working at before dawn.

I have spent 45 minutes in the box room. time for a break.