You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beathen - Mar 10, 2005 8:03:37 am PST #5598 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Wouldn't it be nice if we had Bitch's Day everyday?! (We could certainly use it.)


Aims - Mar 10, 2005 8:05:17 am PST #5599 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bitch, please?

(As if to say, "Bitch, goddess of the Bitches, please let us have Bitch's Day everyday.")


Aims - Mar 10, 2005 8:12:09 am PST #5600 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t poke poke poke

Hello? I killed it with my horrendous joke.

I'll go eat worms.


beathen - Mar 10, 2005 8:12:29 am PST #5601 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

"Bitch, goddess of the Bitches, please let us have Bitch's Day everyday."

Say that, sprinkle a little holy water on some sacred object and I think it'll work.


beathen - Mar 10, 2005 8:13:58 am PST #5602 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I'll go eat worms.

I think that's taking it a little too far.


Aims - Mar 10, 2005 8:14:00 am PST #5603 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Say that, sprinkle a little holy water on some sacred object and I think it'll work.

t sprinkles champagne on a tiara, chants


Steph L. - Mar 10, 2005 8:14:35 am PST #5604 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My eyes glazed over a few words into Teppy's text.

Welcome to my career.


beathen - Mar 10, 2005 8:15:01 am PST #5605 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

sprinkles champagne on a tiara, chants

Much better.

eta: (People keep posting before me so I have to keep going back to edit.)


Glamcookie - Mar 10, 2005 8:16:53 am PST #5606 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Dude. It's going to be $630 for the water heater and installation. ANother $60 to haul the old one away. Another $70 for "rubber nipples" (hehehehehehehehehehehe). So $760. Ay my achin' head...


sj - Mar 10, 2005 8:19:03 am PST #5607 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{GC}}} Sorry about the water heater cost.