Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 11:10:45 am PST #5400 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I could try the last one, but I'm seeing this:

Me: happily eating lunch
Boss: Hey can you write a thing for our guy at the show?
Me: I'm at lunch, but I'll be done in a half hour.
Boss: Sure, whenever you're done. Oh, and can you do me a favor and call this lady. And I'm going to have some errands for you to run when you're done with lunch.


Aims - Mar 09, 2005 11:15:42 am PST #5401 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You will be pleased to know that today I am wearing a black velvet dress, a long black velvet skirt with lace trim, b&w striped stockings, and ruby red velvet kitten-heel shoes.

Sounds wonderful!

While in Michigan, I went to Nordstrom Rack and got an ankle length, black velvet Ralph Lauren skirt for .......

....wait for it......

TWENTY BUCKS.

I am the Queen of Shopping.


Toddson - Mar 09, 2005 11:20:56 am PST #5402 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Ah, Empress, I may fight you for that title. A week ago I was shopping at Filene's Basement and found an Anne Klein jacket, which had been discounted and then marked down. When I went to the register the girl scanned it and said "Oh! this one's 75% off". Final price - $12.49.


Aims - Mar 09, 2005 11:21:45 am PST #5403 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t bows to Toddson, for she is the OTQ.


Kate P. - Mar 09, 2005 11:24:18 am PST #5404 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Can today be over already?


Jessica - Mar 09, 2005 11:26:49 am PST #5405 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes. Let's go home.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2005 11:26:57 am PST #5406 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Feh. Black satin Dolce and Gabbana corset dress $68 + 20% off.

- of course I'm kind of cheating.


Aims - Mar 09, 2005 11:27:39 am PST #5407 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t leaves work on Jessica's say so


-t - Mar 09, 2005 11:28:45 am PST #5408 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I vote for home going.

It's ages since I found a good bargain.


Steph L. - Mar 09, 2005 11:29:35 am PST #5409 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

When does a song become an "oldie"? Because I'm suddenly struck by the thought that "In a Big Country" is an oldie.

I can't cope with that.