This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Mar 08, 2005 4:51:53 am PST #5021 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

You have no idea how amazing that is to me.

I have a bit of an idea. That's wonderful, though. I'm so very happy for you. I'm going on two months, and I'm just thrilled.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2005 4:56:17 am PST #5022 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can't help laughing when I pull out the your-crazy-is-better-than-my-crazy schtick.

Heh. I used to do this all the time.


beathen - Mar 08, 2005 5:06:47 am PST #5023 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Okay, I thought maybe putting it in context might make her come off better, but no. That is really what she said.

At least she was trying to be sneaky about it at first, right? Or it could be disturbing to know that your mother will try to keep this on your mind any way possible.


vw bug - Mar 08, 2005 5:10:43 am PST #5024 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Someone needs to take the Internet away from me before I do some serious damage.


DavidS - Mar 08, 2005 5:18:50 am PST #5025 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Someone needs to take the Internet away from me before I do some serious damage.

Please don't pee on it in displeasure.

JZ and I just had a fight about...compost. We probably shouldn't talk before we've had coffee.

This post has been edited to mess with ita's joke.


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2005 5:21:32 am PST #5026 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Composte? Hardly seems controversial. Unless you don't like it. In which case you're certifiable.


Pix - Mar 08, 2005 5:35:21 am PST #5027 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Tep, I've gained weight at times as well. But vw is right, the "boobs are shrinking" phenom. is one of the more irritating part of the weight loss side.

Both suck, IMO.


Connie Neil - Mar 08, 2005 5:35:39 am PST #5028 of 10001
brillig

Palm finding-ma, please. I think I may have left it on the bus last night. whimper ....


juliana - Mar 08, 2005 5:37:00 am PST #5029 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My weight loss or gain totally depends on which kind of depression I'm in. Job woes? I eat sugar 24/7. Personal woes or major stress? I stop eating.


DCJensen - Mar 08, 2005 5:37:45 am PST #5030 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Composte? Hardly seems controversial. Unless you don't like it. In which case you're certifiable.

Good thing the name dropped the s over the years. It was a little too close in name to "compost," which I have near my garden.