You've been *waiting* to say that, haven't you?

What? No. No. No.

Yes.

The question is...yams or fingerlings?

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

Eh. Tubers are mostly starch, no?

So, um, yeah. Veggies at lunch, and strawberries at dinner! Lots of fiber in that popcorn! Had some milk with the brownie, that's calcium! I'm practically healthy, y'all!

Or, I'm doing laundry *right now* so that I can have something to wear to the gym tomorrow.

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

You're the one who said she liked carrots. We're just trying to determine if she's a nibbler through a bag of baby carrots, or somebody who prefers a hearty, organic root vegetable that could really flavor a stock.

I realized today that my whole careful schedule for this week is going to totally fall apart. There is no way I can finish my homework on time, and very possibly no way I'll finish grading on time, either.

However, I have done an exercise video, and dinner was brocolli rabe and couscous. So at least something is under control.

I'm practically healthy, y'all!

My reasoning for the past few days has been the "I ate a salad for lunch, so now I can have cookies" type. Probably not the healthiest thing in the world.

Not touching Sean's carrots. Take that any way you please.

Strawberries are great - lots of Vitamin C and excellent for keepin' ya regular.

And you can cover them in chocolate!

And you can cover them in chocolate!

Yeah, but you can cover Sean in chocolate, and that still doesn't make him nutritious. Sure he's a nummy treat, but...

Ha! You guys make me laugh. Let me give a little more context.

My mom had sent me some food. And then she was all, you know, if you're not going to cook, you should get someone to cook for you. I thought she meant a friend of some sort. Someone to live with you, and cook for you. It actually took me a few seconds before I realized what she was getting at.

"You know what I'm talking about, right? I'm talking about a wife."
"What did I say [about not bringing up this marriage shit]?"

Then she said she was only teasing, and I still had time.

Okay, I thought maybe putting it in context might make her come off better, but no. That is really what she said.

Why can I not sleep? Sleep would be nice. I'm barely tired at all.

Sleep would be nice.

Yes. Yes it would. Tempted to just start getting ready for work and go in extremely early.

Hmm.

Hello all.

I just woke up. I intended to "nap" for a couple of hours and then continue to work on the massive pile o' grading. Yeah. NSM. I have to leave for work in two hours. This is not going to be pretty.

ETA: Oo. Pretty number! (Silver linings, people, silver linings.)