Welcome, Alex!
vw, that's great news.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Mar 05, 2005 10:29:42 am PST #4742 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Atropa - Mar 05, 2005 10:33:00 am PST #4743 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
vw, that's fabulous news.
I really should go hop in the shower. I've had breakfast, I'm caffeinated, but I'm still loitering around in my jammies.
Betsy HP - Mar 05, 2005 10:34:35 am PST #4744 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Hi, Jilli! Reposting a request Jilli, I'm thinking of a Meschantes corset. Do I want the Sweetheart or the Victorian Overbust? (The girls need some support.)
P.M. Marc - Mar 05, 2005 10:39:18 am PST #4745 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jilli, there's NOTHING WRONG with jammies.
Mind you, I'm showered, fully dressed, and ready for lunch, but that's because I (shock of shocks) didn't sleep well.
Atropa - Mar 05, 2005 10:39:49 am PST #4746 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Betsy, I replied to you, I'm sure of it. Look at this auction: [link]
Atropa - Mar 05, 2005 10:40:16 am PST #4747 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Mind you, I'm showered, fully dressed, and ready for lunch, but that's because I (shock of shocks) didn't sleep well.
Hey, what are you & Paul doing tomorrow?
Polter-Cow - Mar 05, 2005 10:40:46 am PST #4748 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Speaking of jammies, where does the king keep his armies?
IN HIS SLEEVIES!
P.M. Marc - Mar 05, 2005 10:43:21 am PST #4749 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Hey, what are you & Paul doing tomorrow?
Afternoon, we're going to be at his dad's birthday party. Evening, we're free.
If you check your email, you may start to snicker as much as I just did, because we just effectively cross-posted.
Pix - Mar 05, 2005 10:43:26 am PST #4750 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
So I need to start making some extra money each month. Anyone want a Rent-a-Kristin? I have many skills.
Let's see...I can do a cartwheel for you. I can juggle three balls...for a short time, anyway. I can proofread your work. I can recite Shakespeare. I can teach you a fun and unique way to type without a system. I can improve your writing... thinks about Buffistas' writing... okay, maybe not. But I can at least affirm that it is indeed excellent writing! I can cheer you up when you're sad and sing show tunes to make you smile. I can train your dog how to do basic commands. I can soothe your cat. I can sit on the edge of your couch and look cute. I can balance your checkbook and compile all of your financial data into Quicken (I am a Quicken ninja, not that it's helping me currently). I can draw stick figure comics. I can write you a poem or a story or an essay. I can tell you about Connecticut history. I can give you a head rub that will knock you unconscious. I can drive a standard shift car in San Francisco. I can put your hair up. I can play the violin or the viola for you (no guarantees on quality of playing at this point). I can make up a theme song for you and sing or hum it as you walk down the street. I can write your letters or emails, especially if you need an indignant one. I can control a group of teenagers. I can play chopsticks on the piano. I can write insult haiku.
Any takers?
Polter-Cow - Mar 05, 2005 10:47:18 am PST #4751 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hey, Kristin, you want to do my taxes?
I think I might be vaguely serious about this.