You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - Mar 05, 2005 6:41:53 am PST #4697 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

points to Not!Pete's tag and giggles

t /twelve


vw bug - Mar 05, 2005 6:45:29 am PST #4698 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, yeah! Welcome Not!Pete!

vw, how sad. If I'd ever heard something like that about any of my teachers, I wouldn't know what to think, either. Tough place for your brother to be right now.

Yeah, it really is. And to add to the weirdness, my little brother has to decide if he wants to apply for the position if it becomes open. It would be a great program for him to walk into, but...


SailAweigh - Mar 05, 2005 6:50:09 am PST #4699 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

my little brother has to decide if he wants to apply for the position if it becomes open. It would be a great program for him to walk into, but...

Oh, man. Now that just pure makes me want to cry. Strength~ma to your brother.

I have a feeling there is not going to be enough coffee in the world for me, today. I'm through my second cup (and I usually only make a 3 cup pot) and feel like I could down another whole pot, not just the last little bit. Must be the Benadryl, it makes me a tad dopey.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 05, 2005 6:52:47 am PST #4700 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm Alex, the StuntHusband who goes out dancing with Jilli because Pete doesn't much care for loud, smokey goth clubs filled with some Very Annoying Folk.
Well hello, and thank you for your backstory, Alex. Welcome! I am very envious you get to go dancing with Jilli, although truth be told, I'm more likely to take the Pete view of clubs, regarding anything...erm...well, outside my door, at all.

Yeah, it really is. And to add to the weirdness, my little brother has to decide if he wants to apply for the position if it becomes open. It would be a great program for him to walk into, but...
Aw, your poor brother. That's all so very difficult.


juliana - Mar 05, 2005 6:53:03 am PST #4701 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

my little brother has to decide if he wants to apply for the position if it becomes open. It would be a great program for him to walk into, but...

Oh gods, vw. Strength~ma to your bro.

So they're the same, except for the fact that caribou can't fly.

Well, the ones that live in North Pole can. The rest of the herd thinks that they're trying to live above their station, though.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 05, 2005 6:54:18 am PST #4702 of 10001
What is even happening?

Well, the ones that live in North Pole can. The rest of the herd thinks that they're trying to live above their station, though.
It's not their fault they get the magical feed. I will not brook that sort of intolerance. Stop OPPRESSING the flying reindeer.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2005 7:02:42 am PST #4703 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

FDA studies have determined that flying reindeer feed can sometimes cause cancer, resulting in nose tumors that glow in the dark. The ultimate result of such tumors is madness and canibalism.


Polter-Cow - Mar 05, 2005 7:03:21 am PST #4704 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just made apple kiwi strawberry pancakes.

Okay, so all I did was add a quarter-cup of apple kiwi strawberry juice in place of one of the quarter-cups of water, but still. They turned out pretty okay.

FDA studies have determined that flying raindeer feed can sometimes cause cancer, resulting in nose tumors that glow in the dark. The ultimate result of such tumors is madness and canibalism.

I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."


brenda m - Mar 05, 2005 7:03:33 am PST #4705 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But how does that affect the space penguins is my question?


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2005 7:07:08 am PST #4706 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But how does that affect the space penguins is my question?

They laugh as the insane glowie-nosed reindeer try and fail to reach orbit, as their canibalism-engorged bellies make them too heavy.