They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Mar 02, 2005 4:44:31 am PST #4016 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

destined to spend 40 years in the land of ita

Their timing sucks, since I'm out of here in under two weeks.

They probably only have to wander until the current generation has died out. However long an ant generation is. Feel free to smite them, it builds character.


Betsy HP - Mar 02, 2005 5:35:32 am PST #4017 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Sometimes ants just wander for no reason at all, great highways of streaming ants going nowhere, presumably looking for something that is not there.

I read in the paper that they are looking for not-wet. They always appear indoors during rainy season. Thus proving that ants, unlike some people, do have the sense to come in out of the rain.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2005 5:37:29 am PST #4018 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The times I've had major ants have previously been in the summer. I thought it was heat driving them out. The sorties this year have been tentative, and they haven't actually made it into the food.

In the summer? They're hunting. I couldn't leave food on the counter during their season for more than ten minutes without losing it to the hordes.

My fingers are crossed that the new place has better pest control.


-t - Mar 02, 2005 5:52:51 am PST #4019 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've had ants come inside looking for water (clusters of them around droplets in the sink) when it's dry and escaping water when it's wet. I've also had them eat my soap. my mom has had to keep her sugar in the freezer to keep the ants out of it (once they get into the sugar, putting it in the freezer only stuns them, they wake back up when they thaw out) but they effectively drown in flour - they'll crawl into the canister for whatever reason and die, so you just have to sift their little bodies out.

I've also heard that having ants makes it less likely you'll have roaches, as the first somehow keep the second away. If those are the choices, I'll take ants.

I have neither right now, through no action of my own. My landlord and neighbor might spray. We do have a lot of lizards, that might explain it.


Calli - Mar 02, 2005 6:24:15 am PST #4020 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

We do have a lot of lizards, that might explain it.

Ooooh, I'd take lizards over ants and roaches. Lizards are nifty.


-t - Mar 02, 2005 6:30:31 am PST #4021 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I vastly prefer the lizards. Poor things keep losing their tails to the cats, and we occasionally find little lizard mummies under the furniture, but they manmage to maintain a pretty sizable population.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2005 6:33:59 am PST #4022 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If those are the choices, I'll take ants.

I'd prefer roaches. Easier to kill. Once either one gets into the food, it's over. But I've never had roaches in my fridge, nor in my dishwasher.


-t - Mar 02, 2005 6:38:47 am PST #4023 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I find roaches intrinsically more digusting than ants. I'm trying to justify that rationally, and coming to the conclusion that I can't.


Deena - Mar 02, 2005 7:13:17 am PST #4024 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Robin, I'm so glad your neice is getting the help she needs.

Nora, insent.

I'm caught up. Hugs and hairpats to those who want them, and back to work for me.


SailAweigh - Mar 02, 2005 7:48:34 am PST #4025 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Wandering ants can really get themselves in trouble if they aren't careful. A horde of them wandered into my car once, they shorted out the radio. Until they started dying, shriveling up and falling off. It took a few weeks, but the radio started working again. Except for when I drove over the railroad tracks right outside work. Then, whatever poor little ant carcass was still in the radio would short it out and the signal would crackle in and out until I was back on smooth pavement. That lasted about a year before the dead ant either blew away or something else in the radio ate it.