You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Feb 23, 2005 8:13:24 am PST #2852 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If the invite doesn't state how formal it is, I'd ask. I'm sure pants can be made to work at any but the dressiest, but it's easier to pretend to be dressed up in a skirt.


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2005 8:13:32 am PST #2853 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I bet you'd look cute in a skirt, tommy. You should try that next time.

It's a very casual afternoon wedding. It's my sister and it's second marriages for both the bride and groom.


Ginger - Feb 23, 2005 8:15:57 am PST #2854 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Aargh! Flesh-eating bacteria! Maybe I'll just never leave my house again. I hope your boss's recovery goes as smoothly and with as little pain as possible, Teppy. I also feel kind of bad that I laughed like a loon at Erika's "bored now."


-t - Feb 23, 2005 8:17:58 am PST #2855 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds like pants would be fine, ChiKat.

Oh, right, that wedding. Wear whatever is least likely to contribute to the feeling that you should start a pool on how long the marriage will last.


erikaj - Feb 23, 2005 8:18:56 am PST #2856 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've only occasionally made somebody laugh with a joke that didn't make them say "that's awful," first.


Connie Neil - Feb 23, 2005 8:19:30 am PST #2857 of 10001
brillig

it's still trying to run

When I had one of those, Deena, I searched the Internet for the name of the program that Spybot found, and I found a bunch of references to the stealth file it was hiding in. A lot of times you'll get full instruction on extracting the little bugger, too.


Polter-Cow - Feb 23, 2005 8:21:07 am PST #2858 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Holy crap, Tep. That's...wow.


Lyra Jane - Feb 23, 2005 8:22:04 am PST #2859 of 10001
Up with the sun

Chi, i think pants would be fine. Could you check with another guest?


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2005 8:22:50 am PST #2860 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, right, that wedding. Wear whatever is least likely to contribute to the feeling that you should start a pool on how long the marriage will last

BWAH! Yep, that wedding. I've decided to just think of this weekend as a chance to spend some quality, uninterrupted time with the BF and an opportunity for him to meet my family.


Steph L. - Feb 23, 2005 8:24:10 am PST #2861 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I also feel kind of bad that I laughed like a loon at Erika's "bored now."

Heh. I laughed at it, too. And at Hec's comment.