Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Thomash - Feb 21, 2005 8:02:43 am PST #2377 of 10001
I have a plan.

How about biker gangs invading the neighborhood.


askye - Feb 21, 2005 8:03:21 am PST #2378 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I don't have any of the expansion packs. Maybe if you get two Sims to hate each other they might do things.

Sims will slap each other (if you hit on them too soon or hit on a significant other).

Walking away and leaving them on free will can have interesting results. They stop going to work or paying the bills and all of their stuff starts getting repossessed. Then there are things like cooking fires -- if your Sims don't have any cooking skills they set the stove on fire.

I do know of someone who based her Sims on Buffy characters and had them all living together. One Sim was always unhappy until there was an unfortuante fire that killed everyone, then he perked right up and was finally happy.


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 8:04:14 am PST #2379 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you introduce a Sim vampire to the neighborhood, do all the Sims eventually get turned?


Thomash - Feb 21, 2005 8:04:39 am PST #2380 of 10001
I have a plan.

One Sim was always unhappy until there was an unfortuante fire that killed everyone, then he perked right up and was finally happy.

Spike?


askye - Feb 21, 2005 8:04:50 am PST #2381 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

They need to make some kind of Sims game just for creative ways to torture the Sims.


tommyrot - Feb 21, 2005 8:07:11 am PST #2382 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just read this reivew [link] of Downfall (about the last days of Hitler) and now I'm imagining a Hitler's Bunker Sims.


vw bug - Feb 21, 2005 8:08:48 am PST #2383 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Cindy, that is definately of the happy making! I hate to think what our cable bill is. Thankfully, I don't even see it. I'd probably cringe.


Lyra Jane - Feb 21, 2005 8:13:32 am PST #2384 of 10001
Up with the sun

I didn't know money wasn't a factor in the Sims, it is in every other Sim game out there.

It is, but there's a money cheat that I (ab)use. And even without cheating, they work, and you can sell their furniture if you need money. It's hard to go *completely* broke.

There's a rocket in The Sims?

It's a toy rocket in the first expansion pack, Livin' Large-- the Sims fire it off and it goes floof, and they're happy watching it. Unless you fire it off in a small room, in which case they're happy watching it until they catch on fire.

Do Sims ever kill other Sims?

No. They slap, though, usually out of sexual jealousy, as askye said.

Are there pets? Can you raise a pitt bull Sim badly and let it loose?

There's a pet expansion pack, but I don't have it.

How about disease? Can you spread a plague?

They can catch colds, but they don't normally die of it, though I'm sure they could if you were mean to them when they were sick.

Or can you give a teenage Sim lots of beer and a sports car and see what happens?

No teenagers, no cars and no beer. There are also no vampires, at least in the games I have.

Sorry.

There are alien abductions.


vw bug - Feb 21, 2005 8:15:50 am PST #2385 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Toto is currently curled one the couch with his head on a throw pillow. I love it when he does that. It's so damn cute!


Lyra Jane - Feb 21, 2005 8:17:12 am PST #2386 of 10001
Up with the sun

Toto is currently curled one the couch with his head on a throw pillow. I love it when he does that. It's so damn cute!

Awww. Cori likes to sleep curled almost into a circle on one chair, and that is very, very cute.