All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.

Mal ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Thomash - Feb 21, 2005 7:35:20 am PST #2360 of 10001
I have a plan.

If you put in a toilet, a sink, a bed and a TV, they'll be happy and the agony will be prolonged.

You can torture Sims? And I've been wasting all my time on SimGolf???

(Grabs rice and runs outside)


Lyra Jane - Feb 21, 2005 7:38:46 am PST #2361 of 10001
Up with the sun

You can torture Sims?

Oh, yes, you can indeed.


DavidS - Feb 21, 2005 7:42:37 am PST #2362 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You can torture Sims?

And we wonder why God allows suffering in the world....


Lyra Jane - Feb 21, 2005 7:49:12 am PST #2363 of 10001
Up with the sun

we wonder why God allows suffering in the world.

Hee. True. We get bored playing Sims, and sentence innocent electronic beings to firy deaths. He gets bored up there, and ... boom! Plane crash!


Thomash - Feb 21, 2005 7:53:52 am PST #2364 of 10001
I have a plan.

That's all so delightfully wicked. I can only accomplish general mayhem on SimCity. Apocolyptic earthquakes and tornados. Nothing so personal as locking somebody in a room like that.


askye - Feb 21, 2005 7:54:12 am PST #2365 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I didn't think of taking off the doors to kill the sims. I did take away the everything in the bathroom and the fridge and the phone (they started ordering pizza). Any time I caught them sleeping I'd wake them up.


Lyra Jane - Feb 21, 2005 7:55:13 am PST #2366 of 10001
Up with the sun

See, SimCity mayhem doesn't appeal to me because you always lose so much time and money rebuilding. Whereas if you kill a Sim off, odds are whoever you create to replace them will do a better job anyhow, and their survivors keep the money.

they started ordering pizza

I always kind of wondered whether they'd do that autonomously, and now I know.

Did they keep going to work, askye?


Thomash - Feb 21, 2005 7:57:18 am PST #2367 of 10001
I have a plan.

It's true, the level of malevolence isn't as detailed. I didn't know money wasn't a factor in the Sims, it is in every other Sim game out there.


vw bug - Feb 21, 2005 7:57:30 am PST #2368 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, god. The thread is speaking another language.


juliana - Feb 21, 2005 7:57:51 am PST #2369 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

There's a rocket in The Sims? Or is that just SIms 2?