Clean two, the rest are food. Probably brownies.
I am aware that the first sentence makes no sense.
Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 20, 2005 11:46:58 am PST #2244 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 20, 2005 11:51:06 am PST #2245 of 10001
What is even happening?
If nothing that we do matters, all that matters is what we eat.
Daisy Jane - Feb 20, 2005 11:54:03 am PST #2246 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I suppose brownie points will have to do.
Yesterday, when I came out of the shower, Scott was lying on our bed. Now, the bed is right in front of the door, but somehow, I managed to miss him as I approached the doorway, and when I stepped in the room, he scared the hell out of me (by just lying there). I was already looking for weapons, and figured I could just throw the towels and jammies at him, while I found one. I told him it was lucky I didn't have anything hard in my hands.
The other morning I was leaving for work and Mr. H was still asleep. He had on earplugs because they're building one of those McMansion monstrosities next door. He said when I went to kiss him goodbye, the weirdness of not hearing anything combined with being woken from a deep sleep made him think for just a moment, "Who is this woman trying to kiss me?" and it freaked him out a little.
Lee - Feb 20, 2005 11:59:28 am PST #2247 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Well, my apartment needs to be cleaned today. By someone. So if I don't do it, someone else has to. Or else my cat.
But it wouldn't have to be me. You could give someone else half the brownies and get them to do it.
Or, you know, what Cindy said.
vw bug - Feb 20, 2005 12:16:06 pm PST #2248 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I'm sleepy.
tommyrot - Feb 20, 2005 12:17:50 pm PST #2249 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm sleepy.
The nap faerie is confused - is this a cry to action?
vw bug - Feb 20, 2005 12:20:02 pm PST #2250 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I think just maybe so. Just. want. to. finish. the. work's...
cited...
page...
drifting...
Pix - Feb 20, 2005 12:20:50 pm PST #2251 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Hiya!
So. The ocean. Sure is blue.
vw bug - Feb 20, 2005 12:21:38 pm PST #2252 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
KRISTIN!
Pix - Feb 20, 2005 12:22:10 pm PST #2253 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
How's that works cited coming, VW?