I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.

Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 22: You've got Angel breath  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Feb 17, 2005 7:43:17 am PST #1624 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Lee, what you need is a me. I'm wonderful in the mornings. I make sure my roommate has a cup of coffee, that she's gently woken up, gets breakfast before she leaves and a lunch for her to take with. :)


Lee - Feb 17, 2005 7:46:30 am PST #1625 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I definitely do need a you, vw.


vw bug - Feb 17, 2005 7:47:34 am PST #1626 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm not even that expensive. And could be talked into warmer country.


JZ - Feb 17, 2005 7:47:37 am PST #1627 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::gets in the vw-needing line behind Lee::


vw bug - Feb 17, 2005 7:48:46 am PST #1628 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Unfortunately, I think you'll have to fight Emily.


DavidS - Feb 17, 2005 7:51:56 am PST #1629 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I first learned that term from a John Wayne movie.

I learned it in Full Metal Jacket during one of Lee Ermey's legendary rants.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2005 7:54:17 am PST #1630 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

I'm not wonderful in the morning -- I'm actually homicidal -- but I do manage to set my coffeemaker up the night before. And the only reason is because I know there's no way in hell I'll make it out the door without 2 cups in me, and that way lies unemployment, and I like having money to buy comics and booze.

In reading too fast, I got the Aggravation Fee and the reach-around confused for a second.

Heh. In reading too fast, *I* missed Susan's question, and wondered why Robin was just telling us, out of the blue, to think of hot guy-on-guy action. Not that I minded, of course, because I did, in fact, think of hot guy-on-guy action. Batman/Nightwing, for anyone keeping score.


brenda m - Feb 17, 2005 7:56:35 am PST #1631 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

There was a similar rant in Green Berets but it's possible I'm getting my Nams mixed up.


Betsy HP - Feb 17, 2005 8:02:40 am PST #1632 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Is Jilli or Plei around?

Wouldn't these make great perfume applicators for BPAL?

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Topic!Cindy - Feb 17, 2005 8:19:22 am PST #1633 of 10001
What is even happening?

Deena, definitely tack on an aggra...aggre...fee for that client being such a pain in the arse.

Susan, I am also vanilla--so vanilla that I've never heard the term, as I didn't see TDS, last night. I fell asleep around 9. See vanilla.

I first learned that term from a John Wayne movie.

brenda, WHAT?

Ah...Emily has a good point. I could pimp our coffee maker if you decide you're in a market for a new one, Lee.

vw, you could pimp it to me. We need a new coffee maker. Our current one is somewhat...incontinent. It's a pause -n- serve model (which I prefer, but don't require), but the little giggamahoogey that needs to be pressed in, for the coffee to exit the filter cup and enter the pot is wearing out, or something. If you don't use surgical precision to ensure the coffee pot is sitting correctly on the burner, the coffee no longer drips into the pot. Instead, it backs up, and then grounds end up spilling into it. And then I cry. No. Really. It's not pretty.